Sunday, May 9, 2010

There are millions of women going through the barbaric service of waxing their entire hoo-ha for their men. Ok guys, take a look in the mirror. We want you to groom as well. But we do have some rules. You need to keep up with it. If you shave to the skin, do it daily. A five o'clock shadow doesn't feel good between our legs whether it's coming from your face or your junk. And if you take a clipper to it, don't go too short, because that pisses off our skin as well. We want smooth faces & smooth private places. Lesson over.

1 comment:

  1. You should start another section call "Life Lessons from M.E."

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