Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A sixty year old woman made a circle with her thumb and fore finger and whispered to me, "do you wax ass wholes?" Her visual demonstration with her fingers was priceless and it definitely reinforced the area she was referring to. I started to laugh and told her that I wax ass wholes all day long. She didn't realize that a Brazilian was that thorough and that I spend my days investigating the most private areas of my clients. She needs rectal surgery and would like me to wax that area for her. As you all know, I'm the queen of asses.

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