Yesterday, I heard that people refer to the vagina as a self cleaning oven. I've never heard that expression before and was fairly horrified by it. The premise is that you shouldn't use soap to clean between your legs, just water, because soaps can irritate the area and the vagina has the ability to clean itself. Furthermore, they say your oven should have a smell to it. If you believe in this practice, I applaud your confidence about your terrific smelling kitchen appliance, but I'd really prefer a little bit of oven cleaner applied to the area before you come in for a Brazilian.