Friday, May 31, 2013

Face it, I'm a story teller. I just using Brazilians as my venue to share my crazy experiences. I got the sweetest compliment from a woman who said that she wished her hair grew faster so she could come in more often to hear more stories.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

"So... you, me, friday around noon, hot wax and my leg in the air...what do you think?" I get the best emails.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

During a Brazilian, a woman told me she was sweating so bad that she was worried she was going to sweat her weave off.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

During a Brazilian, a woman moaned and said that the warm wax felt soooo good that she didn't care if it sounded weird. In fact, she said I could go ahead and blog about her. So I did.

Monday, May 27, 2013

It is not uncommon for me to dance or sing during your Brazilian. And don't be surprised when I get super excited if I remove a nasty ingrown from your bikini area. Although you may think my optimistic behavior is peculiar, I think you should be thankful that you have met someone who really loves her job.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

I used to stand by the facial waxing chair for hours waxing one brow after another. Now I stand next to a massage table waxing one bush after another.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

A young Asian guy with a large backpack walked into the salon yesterday looking around quizzically. He wanted to know what kind of establishment we were. He wanted to know what a Brazilian was. He asked if we did things to the whole body. I think he thought we were a Bordello.

Friday, May 24, 2013

A client of mine gave a copy of The Happy Hoo-Ha to a friend that was going to Italy. She told her that after she finished the book, she had to give it to someone it Italy. I thought that was so cool. Hopefully one day, everybody will know how important it is to have a Happy Hoo-Ha!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Women get paranoid about having sex when they are hairy. Many tell me that they make their guys wait until they get a Brazilian before they will do it. Although I am the biggest fan of being bald, do you really think they care?

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Another girl told me it felt like I punched her vagina. Not for nothing, but I am the one who normally gets hit during a Brazilian.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

After her first Brazilian, a girl told me it felt like her vagina was hit by a bus. Dude, it's not that bad. Can you imagine being hit by a fucking bus?

Monday, May 20, 2013

Two days ago I told you about a client who found out her boyfriend of 3 years was cheating on her because she contracted chlamydia. I forgot to tell you that when he finally admitted his indiscretion, he said it was only once and he didn't finish because he realized how much he loved the girlfriend. This man deserves a Brazilian Knockout!

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Definition of Hygiene: Hairless Yummy Goodies Imaginatively Eaten Naturally Enticing ~Brazilian Wisdom~

Saturday, May 18, 2013

It is always interesting how people find out they are being cheated on. A girl thought she had a mild yeast infection so she goes to the doctor to have it checked out. They call her the next day to tell her the test was positive. Yeast infections aren't normally referred to as positive or negative. She was in a three year relationship and hadn't asked for any STD testing. Turns out, she had contracted chlamydia. So there were no Brazilians while she got rid of the STD and got rid of her man.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Gynecologists must love me.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

A woman decided to stop shaving and start waxing because her coarse pubic hair was damaging her nicer panties. She said it was time to control her velcro bush.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

A woman told me she needed "No More Tears" on her tangly ass hair but decided that getting a Brazilian was an even better idea.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

I have a lot of female clients that bring in their gay male best friends to watch them get a Brazilian. I often wonder if seeing a hairy vagina is a good way for man to stay committed to his sexual preference. I know it keeps me committed to the cock.

Monday, May 13, 2013

A gay guy came in for a wax and said he was really excited to meet me because of my name. He told me that gay guys call each other Mary but really flaming gay guys call each other Mary Elizabeth. When I decided to go by Mary Elizabeth, I didn't know if people would think it was a pain to say which is why I also go by M.E., but it's pretty cool to think my full name is popular with a whole community!

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Since every woman has the potential to be a mother, then every woman should be getting some good Brazilian loving today, even if it's with her BOB.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

My son was hanging out with a group of girls the other night who said they knew me. A few of them had even gotten Brazilians by me. The one girl commented that I knew her pussy intimately. My son told her that, at that moment, he was very jealous of his mom.

Friday, May 10, 2013

A client saw a bumper sticker in Orlando that said "Got Brazilian?" That is perfect.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

roses are red violets are actually purple sugar is definitely sweet and hairy crotches are nasty (nothing rhymes with purple)

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Did another hugger. And what does that mean, you may ask? When I rip, the woman sits up and grabs on to some part of my torso. Every time. ~Brazilian Bonding Moment~

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

A friend of mine wanted to know if men are doing Brazilians to make their junk look bigger.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Although it is possible to have good hygiene without a Brazilian, it is much easier when you have one.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

I think using the description that "sopranos are made here" may deter some men from getting a Brazilian.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Crack to sack is definitely the funniest. ~Male Brazilian Naming Contest Continues~

Friday, May 3, 2013

Yesterday, Mark & ME announced that we will be adding Male Brazilian Bikini Waxing to our services. The response was overwhelming. My girlfriend even suggested we give it a unique name, such as Brozillian or Guyzillian. Any other ideas?

Thursday, May 2, 2013

If you have any friends that use deodorant "down there" to keep fresh, please tell them that nothing will make them feel cleaner or more fresh then a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Brazilians can cause grown women to speak in gibberish.