Tuesday, September 30, 2014

"I'm worse than an autumn yard that needs a good raking."  Love my wax clients and their witty emails!

Monday, September 29, 2014

For some reason, I decided to wait to blog today until I got home from parent's weekend in North Carolina, because we were supposed to be home by 10:30 this morning. Well, that didn't happen. Our 6 am flight was delayed so we'd miss our connection in Atlanta. So we got on a fight at 7am that had mechanical problems and had to get off the plane. There were no decent flights out of Wilmington so we drove 2 hours to Raleigh as fast as possible to make an 11 am flight that would allow us to get home while it was still daylight. A man asked me if it was important for me to get home today. I wanted to tell him that there were a lot of hairy people in Rochester that needed me, but I thought that might sound strange. So I just told him that I needed to get back to work.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Some kind of landscaping is usually recommended to avoid brush fires.
~Advice from the Brazilian Agricultural Organization~

Saturday, September 27, 2014

While I was giving a young man a Brazilian, I told him about the two men who passed out during a wax. He said he couldn't imagine passing out because the experience was so awakening!

Friday, September 26, 2014

You should really try to avoid knocking my glasses off.  I need them to see what I'm doing.
~Brazilian Hazards~

Thursday, September 25, 2014

If you like martinis, maybe you should get a martini glass next time you come in for a wax.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Dare to go bald. #thehappyhooha

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

I'm better than a strong cup of java in the morning. 
~your Brazilian wakeup call!~

Monday, September 22, 2014

Brazilians give you a "smooth" journey through life.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

A man heard me on the radio and decided to try out this whole Brazilian thing. He came to Mark and M.E. this week and got waxed by one of my staff members Kelly. The next day he called to thank us for not only making the service comfortable, but he really enjoyed his experience at our salon. He said he wasn't a computer guy and didn't do Facebook, but I still wanted to thank him for taking the time to call the salon. It made our day.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

"A girl asked her friend, who was a licensed cosmetologist, if she'd give her a Brazilian. The friend said she'd rather give her a kidney." {excerpt from The Happy Hoo-Ha}

Friday, September 19, 2014

I just want to make waxing fun!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

I'm still here, even if it has been a year. Love reconnecting with my ladies who have taken a hiatus from waxing!

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

I don't care about the size of your caboose as long as I can find the exit door.
~Waxing Logistics~

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

I had an older guy put a breath mint in his mouth before I waxed his junk. Making a pass or being polite?

Monday, September 15, 2014

One day, I went to the gas station to get a cup of coffee.  The two girls behind the counter were laughing when I walked in and were talking about a mistress.  After I got the coffee, I asked who the mistress was. They said I was the mistress. They thought my corvette was Mark's and since he fills up my gas tank at this station, they assumed I was his mistress borrowing his car. I guess they didn't notice the WAXITALL license plate.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

This week at work I was a psychiatrist, a friend, a comedienne and a sex therapist. Oh yea, and a Brazilian Waxer.  It was a great week and I loved every minute of it.  Thank you!

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Earlier in the summer, I did side-by-side Brazilians on a couple for the first time. I told them they'd love the feeling of being intimate with no hair in the way. Not only did they agree, they came back for another round.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Want to make your next wax easier? Drink water, not coffee before you come in.  Water hydrates your skin so the hair pulls out easier.  Coffee dehydrates you, tends to make you more nervous, and makes the hair more resistant to extraction. And if you drink enough water, you'll be forced to use our bathroom and baby wipes before you get your Brazilian done.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Our son just graduated college and is looking for a job. It would probably be "hard" for him to follow in his mother's footsteps. I wax an awful lot of good looking women.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Brazilians give us a sense of confidence that is hard to explain.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

I get excited on Tuesday mornings when I know it's time to travel back into the Brazilian Rainforest with all of my friends. Unlike the people who dread the start to their work week, I look forward to seeing what adventures lie ahead for me.

Monday, September 8, 2014

There were two reasons to use your Brazilian yesterday. To celebrate his team's victory or to console him on his team's defeat.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

It's often harder to get their attention during football season, so now may be the perfect time to start getting waxed.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

It seems like a lifetime ago that I was teaching first graders. And now I make women look like them. Funny.
~Brazilian Career Change~

Friday, September 5, 2014

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ripping off hair
Is what I love to do

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Some Brazilians are like running a 5K, pretty easy and fast.  Some are like a 10K, a little more complicated but doable. And some are like running a freaking marathon for the entire 26.2 long and agonizing miles.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Thanks to Brother Wease, I may be forever known as "The Vagina Lady." #thehappyhooha #thehappyhenhouse

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Chia pet, dead rat, caterpillar...any comparison to an animal is not a good thing.
~Brazilians Rock!~

Monday, September 1, 2014

I had my first baby on labor day weekend. And since I have spent my career dedicated to where babies comes from, I'd like everyone to spend a moment and pay homage to the vagina.