Friday, October 31, 2014

Some people argue we need pubic hair to act as a cushion between our legs.  Cushions are for couches not crotches.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

I'm so disappointed with the changes in Facebook.  A thousand people used to see my post every day on the Mark & ME Facebook page.  Now I'm lucky if one hundred people see it. Heck, I think I have some funny things to say about the hoo-ha. It's no surprise that Facebook's stock keeps going down.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

I just finished rereading #thehappyhooha so I could practice for when I put it on tape next week. Nothing for nothing, there are some really funny parts in that book.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

I love knowing that Brazilians make my clients feel more confident.

Monday, October 27, 2014

I love making women feel sexy.  #Brazilians  #marknme

Sunday, October 26, 2014

I don't know why anyone would shave on vacation. Bumps and bathing suits are not cute. Brazilians are the bomb.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

I had a woman mess with her birth control pills so she could get a wax with me yesterday since I wasn't going to be around next week. That is dedication to #thehappyhooha.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Sometimes, I get asked to leave some weird shapes on the bikini line. Letters are common. In fact, I left a large letter K the other day on a lady to celebrate her boyfriend's birthday. And now with Halloween approaching, I shudder to think what kind of eerie designs my ladies will be asking for.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

I wear a faded and distressed black hat to the gym that says "Wax Queen" on it. The older gentleman who manages the front desk pulled me aside one day and told me that I needed to buy a new hat. He said that since I took pride on making women smooth and shiny all day, my hat should also be smooth and shiny.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Wearing pretty panties can make you feel sexy and powerful, but not if there is unruly hair sticking out of the sides. Maybe it's time for you to try a Brazilian.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

One time I had a girl come in for a Brazilian as a treat to herself for her birthday. She told me that she first noticed the signs in front of the salon when she was 18 years old, but was always afraid to come in. She was excited on this particular birthday, because she finally mustered up the courage to come get it done. It was her 30th birthday. {excerpt from #thehappyhenhouse}

Monday, October 20, 2014

I told someone that I learned to do Brazilians by waxing myself. She wanted to know if I had a suicide wish.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

#Sassysnatch is off to do the breast cancer walk with two friends who are survivors and in honor of my sister, who is also a survivor.  Boobs and Beaves!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

I am always so pumped to start my day at #marknme before 8am on Saturday's. There's no place I'd rather be.

Friday, October 17, 2014

A girl told me she feels like Beyonce when she gets a Brazilian, because it makes her feel so sexy.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

I am humbled by all of the clients who travel over an hour to get waxed by me. One man drove to Rochester with his wife, because he is a huge fan of the restaurant Chipotle and they don't have any of them in their neck of the woods. He told his wife that he was excited, because he was going to get burritos and sex.  What a perfect combination!

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

I heard about an article that said you have more sexual feelings when you are hairy. I think it was a misprint and they meant to say you have more sweaty feelings when you are hairy.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

On November 19th, #Sassysnatch is going to be at The Comedy Club in Webster, NY at an event called The Rage Against The Vageen. Although I am not a comedienne, I will promoting my books and telling a few stories in hopes of making people laugh.  I am happy to say that there will be real comediennes at this event, so you are at least guaranteed to laugh with them. This is where I need your help. Please let me know what the funniest story is that I ever told you, that you read in one of my books, saw on my blog or read on my Twitter.  Don't let #thehappyhooha lady be embarrassed that night! And feel free to join me.  Everyone loves to laugh about our luscious lady parts!

Monday, October 13, 2014

I really don't understand the whole fish lip kiss look that is so popular these days. Anything fishy on the puss just doesn't make sense to me.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

A woman got her first Brazilian at another salon.  The woman took forever, wasn't thorough, and left her very sore for days after. She said you can't hump when you're hurt and the reason she got a Brazilian was to hump. Fortunately, she found Mark & M.E. She got a full Brazilian in a reasonable amount of time and was able to hump to her heart's content.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

I'd rather work around a runny nose than a runny peach.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Today's Fact: I have had 7 people in the room at one time to get Brazilians.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

M.E. Fact of the day:  The oldest woman I have waxed was 75 years old.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

M.E. Fact of the Day: My fastest Brazilian to date is 42 seconds.

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

M.E. Fact of the day: I gave a nine month pregnant woman a Brazilian while she was laying on her left side, because she couldn't lie on her back.

Monday, October 6, 2014

M.E. Fact of the day: The oldest man I have given a Brazilian to thus far is 69 years old.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and feel a little beat up, I know that I have worked very hard excavating the Brazilian Rain Forest.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

It's a beautiful day for a good bush whacking.  #brazilians #marknme

Friday, October 3, 2014

Fridays are always a frenzy of fun, furry friends getting ready for the weekend.  #brazilians #marknme

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Brazilians aren't a seasonal activity. They are a gift that should be enjoyed all year long.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

If you like my daily blogs, please go to Amazon and check the reviews for #thehappyhooha and #thehappyhenhouse. Both books are available electronically and I promise there are a ton of stories that will make you LOL!