Saturday, January 31, 2015

If #Sassysnatch doesn't wake up ready to rip, it's because she is waking up to this. #FlroidaKeys

Friday, January 30, 2015

Like getting my glasses kicked off my face wasn't enough? Earlier this week, a girl kicked me in the ear so hard that my ear was actually ringing for a short while!

Thursday, January 29, 2015

I love making hoo-ha's happy.  That's why I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha!

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Occupational hazards: Mine just happens to be wrestling with half naked women all day.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

I love that the retro Afro look is coming back...on the head.

Monday, January 26, 2015

Getting a Brazilian makes you feel so you can kick anybody's ass.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Hibernating your hoo-ha in the winter doesn't make the season any easier to endure. It makes it even longer.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Once again, I had my glasses kicked off my face yesterday. The hazards of waxing...

Friday, January 23, 2015

Making women beautiful, making women bald, making women feel better about's the most rewarding job in the world.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Nowaxing is not like childbirth.  I've had 3 kids. That is real pain. Waxing is like a back rub in comparison.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

A girl called yesterday for an appointment. She said she hadn't seen me in a really long time.  I asked her what she'd been up to? She said she was doing her own gardening.
~waxing metaphors rock~

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

I had a woman tell me that if she was a lady from the Victorian age, she would have fainted during her Brazilian.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Ladyparts have all the power.
~Brazilian words of wisdom~

Sunday, January 18, 2015

A woman told me she needed IV sedation to help her through her wax. The best I could offer was my prescription grade Happy Hoo-Ha numbing cream.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Although #marknme has become popular for our 10 minute #Brazilians, we have been a busy and successful hair salon since the 1950's. Check out M.E.'s new, fun colors!

Friday, January 16, 2015

Check out the new #marknme ad in Rochester's Post magazine!

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Someone asked me what I call the vagina. She said she calls it her lady.  I refer to it as a variety of things.  It just depends on the context. What about you?

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

A woman in her 80's asked me if I read 50 Shades? I admitted that I did.  She said she read the 1st and 3rd book and thought it was a very good love story. Yea, that's what I got out of it.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

It may be cold out, but certain hair does not keep you warm.
~Brazilians for life~

Monday, January 12, 2015

A girl told me she had a hairy German ass.  I told her no Weiner schnitzel would want to get near her until I finished.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

A client told me I was good at general conversation. I told her I was good at genital conversation.
~Brazilian Linguist~

Saturday, January 10, 2015

#Brazilians make you #happy.

Friday, January 9, 2015

#Brazilians are #empowering.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

#Brazilians breed #confidence.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

If you vowed to lose weight for your New Year's Resolution, maybe you should start by waxing it all.  It's the fastest way to lose a few.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Leaving this wildlife today to get back to the Brazilian wildlife. And I'm ok with it.

Monday, January 5, 2015

I wonder how the nuns from my catechism classes would feel about this whole Brazilian thing?

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Cunnilingus has to be one of the strangest words in the English language.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Let's keep it clean in twenty fifteen.
~Brazilian Words of Wisdom~

Friday, January 2, 2015

It's a New Year. How about a new look? A landing strip perhaps? You know, in case he needs helping figuring out where to land.
~Brazilian Suggestions~

Thursday, January 1, 2015

The word happy is the most important part of the New Year phrase.