Tuesday, March 31, 2015

It's funny how easy it is to read into things. For example, this week we are introducing our new Esthetician by offering 50% off facials. I don't know about you, but I have always thought it was really important to have a clean and shiny puss.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Gratitude moment: I am truly humbled by all of the clients that entrust me with their personal grooming. In fact, I will never get over how far people will travel in order to get a Brazilian by me. Last week,  I actually made a list, because I was so blown away.  Here is goes...Pen Yan, Batavia, Geneva (3 different appointments), Syracuse, Buffalo, Brockport, Geneseo and Alfred State. If you came from another far away or even someplace close and want a shout out, please let me know so I can add you to the list. I appreciate each and every one of you!

Sunday, March 29, 2015

A woman told me she waited too long between waxes and that her martini glass looked like a beer mug.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

My passion for my work and for my clients made it so much fun to write The Happy Hoo-Ha and The Happy Hen House. This week a woman who provided me with several stories that I shared in my books passed away.  She was only 45 years old and battled cancer for the past three years. Although I am feeling completely overwhelmed by sadness for her family, I am also feeling grateful for the relationship that I had with her for over ten years. I wanted to publicly thank Kelly for being a part of my life.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Congratulations to Ken for being the Hairiest Man in Rochester!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

We are so excited about the changes happening @marknme. But one thing will never change...the speed at which I rip!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

This Friday, I will pick the hairiest man in Rochester at 7am on Radio 95.1 live on the air. Tell your scary, hairy friends to submit their photos and join the contest!

Monday, March 23, 2015

#marknme is making a lot of changes.  And changes are good as long as everyone is happy.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Every Hen House deserves to be happy.  #thehappyhenhouse

Friday, March 20, 2015

Every hoo-ha deserves to be happy. #thehappyhooha

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

When my client told her husband she was going to get a wax today, he said he wished he could breathe out of his ears.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

I was reading a romance novel last night, and the woman was asked to have "every single genital follicle waxed off." That's a creative way to say she got a Brazilian.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Woke up this morning and realized that I won't be touching anyone's vagina for twelve days. It's a weird sensation.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

If you add up all of the minutes each month that you spend shaving your bikini, think about how much more time and how much less aggravation you would have with a simple 10 minute Brazilian!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

The skinny martini seems to be a popular look these days. We all realize there are no calories in sex, right?

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Roses are red
Lemonade can be pink
Brazilians aren't as scary
As you might think

Monday, March 2, 2015

March into #marknme and get your personalized martini glass with that oh so smooth stem.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

I love when men giggle during a wax.