Sunday, May 31, 2015

It's a good day when none of your clients waited since last summer to groom their genitalia.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

It's always a good day when someone passes gas and it isn't smelly.
~More Brazilian Truthisms~

Friday, May 29, 2015

I could also measure a good day if I don't pull any strings out.
~Another Brazilian Truth~

Thursday, May 28, 2015

It's embarrassing to admit that I can measure how good a day is depending on the cleanliness of people's coolies.
~Brazilian Confessions~

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Molly O'Hare got a Brazilian with M.E. and became Molly McNair.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

I came across a lady who refers to her hoo-ha as Molly. Before meeting me, she more specifically referred to it as Molly O'Hare. Stay tuned for what she calls it now.

Monday, May 25, 2015

It's a beautiful day to be thankful.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

The man who made the comment from yesterday is sad, because his wife won't sit down and eat at his picnic. Maybe he needs to get a Brazilian.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

A man came in for a Brazilian and wanted to know why God would put the picnic next to the sewage dump?

Friday, May 22, 2015

I think Mark would enjoy doing P.T. on hoo-ha's more than I would.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

I have been to physical therapy for my neck, knees, back, wrists, but yesterday I learned that you can get physical therapy on your hoo-ha. For all of you menopausal women out there who are experiencing changes in your lady parts that are pissing you off, you can go to p.t. for your puss and I heard it really helps. I love learning new things and sharing what I learn.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Have no fear, I may be a whole decade older, but I'm ready to rip it like a teenager. Bushes beware!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

I wonder how many hoo-ha's I'll make happy in my 5th decade?

Monday, May 18, 2015

Last day in my 4th decade and I realized that I have touched a lot of hoo-ha's during that time.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Facebook used to be a great place to showcase my daily blog, hosedownyourhooha. In the past, I would have over a thousand views each day and dozens of likes and shares. Now, our #marknme page is lucky if it gets 100 views. Facebook expects businesses to pay for the exposure which is a bummer. Anyone else with a business page feeling my frustration?

Saturday, May 16, 2015

A client tried to blow dry our numbing cream between her legs before her wax.  It didn't go well.  Her skin was on fire.  Please don't try to heat such a sensitive area covered in prescription grade Lidocaine unless you have the need to punish yourself for an unforgivable deed.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Men often add so much clever commentary on this whole waxing thing. For example, one man refers to the wax as a pussicure.  You know, manicure, pedicure, pussicure!   Gotta love it!!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

A woman tried to convince her friend to get a Brazilian. The friend said that only Jesus and her husband see that area. I was named after Jesus's mommy.  Does that count?

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

It's lilac time in #ROC and I'm doing my best to make all the ladies smell as pretty as lilacs.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

I just read that today is National Fibromyalgia Day. As a fibro sufferer since age 13, I've learned that no matter what my body feels like in the morning, my mind wakes up happy. It has been one of my best ways of coping with this obscure disease. Focus on the good things in life, not the pain. You may be surprised how much better you feel.  I guess that's one of the reasons I write happy books! #thehappyhooha  #thehappyhenhouse

Monday, May 11, 2015

You're never too old to get a Brazilian bikini wax.  So far, my oldest client is 75 years old.  Looking for an 80 year old to take the plunge!

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Since Brazilian Bikini Waxing leads to more intimate encounters, I wonder how many of my clients became moms after a visit at Mark & M.E.?

Saturday, May 9, 2015

A woman was screaming so loud during her Brazilian that my staff could hear her on the first floor. I tried everything I could to calm her down and distract her, but she was too preoccupied with yelling to even take notice of me. As I left the room, my next client was waiting for me. She looked at me and said, "I think she needs some numbing cream!"

Friday, May 8, 2015

Everyday I learn something in the wax room.  A woman asked me if it was my drop top out front. At first,  I wasn't sure what she was referring to, but I figured it out! Yep, it's mine.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

A woman had a dream that when she came for a wax, I sat her in a portable toilet filled with wax. Once her whole underside was covered, I put gauze over the entire area and ripped it off in one piece. I'm haven't figured out if this idea is frightening or brilliant.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

I still get excited when I see the hair on the wax strip, and I like to show the client what it looks like. I had a woman tell me that the hairy strip reminded her of fly paper.  You want to know that the flies are dead on it, but you really don't want to see it.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Monday, May 4, 2015's creative way of lying in the sun!

Sunday, May 3, 2015

We work hard so that every once in awhile we can have our coffee like this.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Work hard. Play hard. Great motto, especially when you are happy and hair free!

Friday, May 1, 2015

When a woman admits that she hasn't gotten a wax since October and it looks like a bird in a tropical rainforest, be afraid.  Be very afraid.