Friday, July 31, 2015

Mark & M.E. has 2 wax rooms on the second floor and 2 on the third floor.  Although the rooms are private, you can often hear the sounds of jubilation from the waiting areas. As I was leaving one of the rooms on the 2nd floor, I heard there were two women with Kelly on the 3rd floor. All of of sudden I hear the one girl cheering on her friend. She said "You're doing great girl!  You're almost done and the ass don't hurt at all!" I stood there  laughing and thinking, "what other salon provides such interesting chatter?"

Thursday, July 30, 2015

I just heard about a woman who didn't come to me for her first Brazilian, because she heard I was too aggressive. She went elsewhere.  After 45 minutes, she told them to stop.  She left very sore and unfinished. Although aggressive sounds like a negative word, it is actually a very complimentary term when referring to a wax technician. Do you really want a timid woman between your legs or someone who is confident that she'll do a kick ass job on you in a reasonable amount of time?

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

A girl called the salon and asked for an appointment with the pain-free waxer.  I wasn't sure who she was referring to. She said it was the older lady.  OK, I guess that's me.  When she came in, she said she really liked when I waxed her.  Well, that's always nice to hear.  She was a small woman with a normal amount of hair.  She was pretty intolerant of the pain and was making a lot of loud, anguishing noises and jerky movements trying to pull away from me.  At one point, she yelled, "this is just like losing your virginity for the first time!"

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Shout out to my illustrator Brian Robbins.  He is doing some kick butt pictures for my next book,
The Happy Trail. We can't wait to show you!

Monday, July 27, 2015

I've been thinking a lot about what my next career is going to be.  Any thoughts?
~Baffled Brazilian~

Sunday, July 26, 2015

White chicks grow afros too, you know.
~Brazilian observation~

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Sold a copy of each of my books to my first client at 8am who was new to Mark & M.E. What a great way to start my day! #thehappyhooha  #thehappyhenhouse

Friday, July 24, 2015

I have received the most amazing gratuities the past few weeks.  I've enjoyed your garden vegetables, homemade pickles and jams, farm fresh eggs, and even Lulu Lemon clothing!  Thank you to everyone for your creative generosity!
~your grateful Brazilian girl~

Thursday, July 23, 2015

So I had a thought. Let's feel the love for our favorite waxer.  How about you come and see me after four weeks instead of four months?  It would make both of our lives so much easier you know!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

If a client told you that it looked like Grizzly Adams was hiding between her legs, how fast could you run?

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Brazilians are about feeling sexy and confident. I can't think of two better things than that.

Monday, July 20, 2015

A girl told me that when she went to another salon, they left a landing strip on her that was wide enough to land an air craft carrier.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

There are so many funky dances out there now. I need help creating a Happy Hoo-Ha dance!

Friday, July 17, 2015

I told a new client about being called a thug yesterday.  She said I was THE Cootchie Thug.  Now that sounds impressive.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

In the past 20 years, I've been called all sorts of names.  I have been called the devil, a bitch, Zorro, a whore and even a sadist, but today I was called a new name. It's another first for me. Today I was called a thug.  The funny thing is I'm not sure of it was a compliment or a criticism.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

I think peacock hair is fun, because you can say the second part of the word without anyone thinking you're crude. 

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

If the C.C.C. club doesn't sound right, how about celebrating that you have an H.H.H.?
 A happy hoo-ha!

Monday, July 13, 2015

On hot days like today, aren't you glad you're part of the C.C.C.? (clean cootchy club!)

Sunday, July 12, 2015

As we get older, we tend to get hair in random places on our body that can be a real nuisance to get to, like our nostrils, ears or under our chins, for example. Hair on other parts of the body tend to become more sparse with age.  I had a woman tell me that since she started getting waxed by me she was now sporting an "old lady box."

Saturday, July 11, 2015

After 20 years and nearly 20 clients a day, there is no reason for you to be uncomfortable removing your undergarments in front of me.  I have seen every size, shape and color lady parts on the planet. Whatever you're sporting down below cannot surprise me or scare me.  Rest assured, my only agenda is to make you soft as a baby's bottom in a safe and comical environment.
Cheers to A Happy Hoo-Ha!

Friday, July 10, 2015

Are we having a Soul Train Revival in Rochester or what? It was quite a festive day at Mark & M.E. today.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Sometimes I come across a perfect Soul Train Retro-Sized Afro that can be the ultimate challenge in the wax room.  After completing a service on a client who fits this description to a tee, I rested my aching arms on the table, stared intently on the area in question and quietly said, "I found it." She nervously asked, "What'd you find?"  I replied, "Your vagina."

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

People often ask me what is the best way to prepare for a Brazilian. Doing aerobics with your anatomy in the shower would probably be my number one answer.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

I blog about beavers, because they are adorable little critters.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Wear a skirt, and you can leave your sandals on. #Brazilians #marknme

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Let the spirit of the fireworks continue...

Saturday, July 4, 2015

We wish you fireworks in more ways than one!

Friday, July 3, 2015

When a girl gets up on the table and wants to know if I'm going to live up to all the hype about me, you know I rose to the challenge.
~Your Brazilian Warrior~

Thursday, July 2, 2015

A woman in her 30's told me she feels so sexy since she started getting Brazilians by me, she is wearing thongs now for the first time in her life.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Not gonna lie
It's already July
And the time is just right
To make your bikini line tight
#marknme #Brazilians