Finishing up my 3rd book this weekend.  There is a lot of saucy poetry in it. Here is part of a poem called Dr. ME. I didn't want to print the whole poem, because there just may be a naughty word or two in it. 

Feel free to scream

Feel free to shout

I’ll help you with the problems

You’re talking about.

Don’t hold back

Just let me in

I’ll make you feel better

When it’s over, you’ll grin.

Don’t hold your breath

Or cover your eyes

Being bare

Is the ultimate prize.