Since I've finished The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy, the only way to share new stories is to continue writing my blog. And since most people don't read my hose down your hoo-ha blog, I copy it to my Facebook page every day. I love to share when "firsts" happen at Mark & M.E. A new client had been waxed one month ago at another salon by someone who was supposed to be the bomb. Not only did it take a lot longer, it was obvious that she didn't spread the lady's curtains, because I found some seriously long hairs in her creases. When I had her change her position so she was laying on her side, she started laughing and told me that was position that got her pregnant.