When your man offers to mow your lawn. When you keep hearing disco music. When you read an article about Sasquatch in the paper. When you need to point the blow dryer South. When you can't see any skin. When you consider braids. When you see Mark in his purple car driving with Bandit on his lap. When you see me driving my yellow car with my "wax it all" license plate. Yes, these are all reminders that you are overdue...