Thursday, June 30, 2016

A friend of mine sent me an article from a health magazine that did a survey of the current grooming habits of women. It asked the question whether or not the bush was really coming back? I'm happy to announce that most women are still sporting the newborn look. Phew, now I don't have to change my license plate from WaxItAll to BushIsBack.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Many people want to know how I have been able to stay happily married after all of these years. This is my theory why Mark & M.E. have been able to overcome the relationship odds. It's easy to be with someone when things are good. But that isn't what keeps a couple together. If you can stand by your partner when life is scary or sad or just plain shitty, that is when you know you have a keeper.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

I get asked all the time how I could do Brazilians for a living. I make women feel sexy and confident. It's a great feeling. The rest is just... whatever.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Last week, a girl came in and asked for a "Big Bush Brazilian." My first thought was 'isn't that an oxymoron?" After two decades doing Brazilians, this was not an expression I was familiar with. I figured it out quickly enough, because a lot of women leave a large martini glass up top. It just sounded odd and I couldn't wait to share.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Waxing women for a living can provoke some unusual conversation. For example, I have been called some interesting names in my career. Yesterday, I heard a new one. A woman called me a sour patch. She told me my actions were sour but I was really sweet inside. I believe that was a compliment.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

This morning a woman told me she treats her Brazilian appointment with me like she is going on a date. Music to my ears!
How many times can one woman scream Jesus during the course of a seven minute Brazilian? I lost count in the twenties. Her exclamations of the Lord's name were so loud and so frantic that I didn't feel like I was at church. I felt like I was part of an exorcism.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Check out the new Mark & M.E. website and let me know what you think!
Staffing a business in 2016 is like waxing between the cheeks of an orangutan.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Reviews are what I need to make it big in the writing world. So happy to see I now officially have 9 reviews on Amazon for A Promise of Passion. Here is the latest one!

"What a fun read. I couldn't put it down. Enjoyed the storyline and can't wait for the next one. Kept you engaged all the way and wanting more."
I want to be a motivational speaker for Fibromyalgia at Roc Brainery. When I filled out the online form, it asked for my resume. I haven't had a resume since the late 80's, so I logged out. A week later, I decided that I have helped many clients over the years with coping skills and I really want to reach out and help more people, so I made a resume. Boy, did that make me laugh. How do I describe myself? Brazilian Wax Queen, 2 decades of Bushwhacking the Beave...Hoo-Ha Hair removal specialist....The Vagina Lady, as referred to by Brother Wease. In the end, I made the resume short,  professional and ok boring, because I didn't want them to think I was some "nut" job who obsessed  removing hair on that body part too.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

You know I have to share every review about A Promise of Passion!

Laughter, tears and wet panties reading this book!!! Absolutely loved it!!

Thank you!!
Guess who wrote another article for Rochester Woman? It is not about waxing. It's about a more sedate topic: foreplay.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

A man in his 70's stopped me at the gym to tell me he read my book. Since I've written 4 books, I asked him if he read my "naughty" book. He said, "Yea, A Promise of Passion." I asked him what he thought. He blushed and said, "It was dirty." I made an old man blush. What a great day!

Monday, June 20, 2016

My latest review about A Promise of Passion on Amazon made me cry.  (what else is new?)

I knew Mary Elizabeth Nesser was a gifted writer, but her new creation, A Promise of Passion, is the type of book you just cannot put down. I read it cover to cover in one sitting. It is exciting, tells a beautiful love story, yet takes you to places that some may have long since forgotten about. A love story with passion that is so intense you can feel it to your core. She crafted amazing characters in Katie and Bryce who lived the kind of life you can only wish for or dream about with successful careers, love, and an absolutely wonderful relationship. You are completely mesmerized by their story! Could it be too perfect? Read it to find out ! I for one cannot wait for the sequel.
The first day of summer always makes me so happy! I love all of the new people that join the clean cootchy club at Mark & M.E. and all of the regulars that I see more often. Please take note that this is a busier time of year, so it can be a little more difficult to get in, especially since we currently only have two deforestation specialists on staff. So if you need your lawn mowed or your flowers pruned, let us know. We want all of Rochester and beyond to feel their sexiest in their swimsuits this amazing summer of 2016!

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Need a suggestion to give the father of your children for father's day? How about a night of passion? First, you'll have to take out your copy of A Promise of Passion to help get you in the mood. Why? Read what a woman messaged me yesterday.

 So, I'm at my car dealership reading your book and I can hardly sit still. Chapter 35, HOT!
A woman told me that waiting for her Brazilian appointment with me yesterday was like waiting to sky dive out of a plane at 10,000 feet. C'mon, it's not that bad!

Saturday, June 18, 2016

I worked nearly ten hours yesterday and expected to be exhausted, but it was just the opposite.  I felt invigorated. I made a lot of women feel sexy. It really is an amazing feeling. Who would think hot wax and some popsicle sticks could be so rewarding?

Friday, June 17, 2016

After being away for eight work days, I can't wait to get back to work this morning. I guess that means I'm not ready to retire yet. The snatch is like a siren, luring me to her web. I just can't seem to get enough. Happy Friday everyone!

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Made it safe to JFK but flight is delayed for who knows how long. I decided to take advantage of my thirty minutes of free wifi (woohoo) and pay a few bills and look up random things. I looked to see if A Promise of Passion had any more reviews, which sadly it does not. It was listed before a book written by Danelle Steel, however, because I had five stars and she only had four. Granted, she had a lot more reviews, but it was pretty cool to see me listed above her.
Family is everything and that is why we have tried to create a family environment at Mark & M.E. just like Mark's parents did for forty years before us. It's hard not to feel close when you're making someone feel pretty by doing their hair or makeup. And I find it impossible not to feel a sense of familiarity when I groom someone's vag.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

My phone rang as I was touring a famous castle in Germany. It was my banker. Apparently, all of my bank accounts were hacked by someone in Romania. It was unnerving and I was worried about my savings. But then I read more about the tragedy in Orlando and was reminded that people are important, not money. It would be a large setback if my accounts were emptied, but I can always get more money. These families can't get their loved one's back. Mark & M.E. is praying for peace this morning.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Thank you for all of the private messages telling me how much you've enjoyed A Promise of Passion.  It makes me even more excited about writing the series that is formulating in my head. I need to wait until I sell 500 copies before I start publishing the sequel, because it costs money to self-publish a book. If you want Passion Never Dies to be published sooner, please review A Promise of Passion on Amazon. The more reviews I get, the faster it will sell. Cheers to naughty romance novels!

Saturday, June 11, 2016

I'm a happy girl who wrote three books about Brazilian Bikini Waxing called The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. I came to Europe and noticed Mark standing in a square and there was a bar called Don't Worry Be Happy Bar behind him, which happened to be one of my father's favorite sayings. Sometimes, things just feel right.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

I'm sitting on the deck of a river boat in France writing the sequel to A Promise of Passion. A woman just walked by and scolded me for working. I told her I wasn't working. I continued by saying that I was a writer and I was writing a romance novel and France seemed to be the perfect place to write romance. Holy crap, I referred to myself as a writer. I know I've written books, but that is the first time I described myself as one. Tis a monumental day for m.e.
As we were walking through the streets of Basel Switzerland, we came across an adult toy store. Since I am working on my next naughty novel, I knew it was important to check the store out. Research, you know. I need to make the sequel to A Promise of Passion just as steamy!

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Last time I traveled overseas, I had an incident with an "electrical appliance." If you don't know the story, check out my YouTube standup routine entitled Sassysnatch. It's pretty funny!

Monday, June 6, 2016

When couples have demanding careers, it can be difficult to find the time and energy to have sex. Many couples feel lucky if they are intimate once a week, which isn't enough for most people. A woman who has never read a romance novel before offered to critically read my book and offer suggestions how to make it better. Even though she was skeptical about reading a sexually charged novel, she did it as a favor to me. She discovered that the book made her feel extremely amorous and it completely reignited her sex life. She actually thanked me for getting them back on track. To think my story helped her relationship makes me giddy. Who needs marriage counseling? Just read
A Promise of Passion!

Sunday, June 5, 2016

I understand that it is expensive to get Brazilians on a regular basis, and there are times that you just can't justify the expense. A client came in last week and apologized for her prolonged absence.  She said she just couldn't afford it. During the time since I had last seen her, however, she did nothing to her nether region, so it was very long and retro looking. As she undressed and got on my table, she told me that "this is what a poor pussy looks it." And I replied, "Your poor pussy looks like a poodle."

Saturday, June 4, 2016

So a woman tells me she has a problem. She said she was concerned about getting waxed, because she had a hemorrhoid.  I told her that I see hemorrhoids all the time and they don't bother me. She confessed that she used one of the baby wipes in our bathroom to try to shove it inside of her, but it kept falling out. I appreciated her attempt to hide it from me even if it didn't work.
Mark & M.E.  will be open from 7:30-3:30 today and there are a few spots left this afternoon if you need us. I will also be going in Tuesday morning from 8-10:30 am to work before my noon flight. Give a call if you just realized putting a bathing suit on is an impossibility. 585-473-7360

Friday, June 3, 2016

'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Ok, I am not hating leaving. In fact, I'm psyched to go on vacation. But I will be back again. In fact, I'll be back on the 17th. I'm not ready to leave the waxing world quite yet. I do leave on June 7th, however, if you want to sneak in before I go. 
A friend of mine saw that Mark & M.E. now offers facial threading. He sent me a message suggesting that I don't try "threading on the snatch since I'd have to hold the string in my mouth, unless, of course, I was very close with the person!" It never crossed my mind to thread anything but the face, but now he has me thinking...

Thursday, June 2, 2016

It shouldn't come as a surprise that a profession like mine elicits some interesting conversation. During a Brazilian service, a new client told me that, although she always shaved her entire bikini area, she had never done anything to her back porch. That was the first time I heard that expression. I assured her that I would sweep her porch cleaner than it has ever been. And I did.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

A woman was telling me that her son got his eyebrows waxed. Since he is starting to get more body hair,  they were also discussing the option of waxing other parts of his body as well. She told him about me and said that I wax both men and women. She also informed him that I will wax everything on a man, including his pork and beans.