Monday, August 21, 2017

The August Edition of Rochester Woman Online is out and I'm sorry it's not in print form, because it is a spectacular issue! There is some beautiful photography and a ton of great articles in this fashion issue. In this month's installment,  M.E. Nesser wrote an article entitled "Good To Go."

Countdown continues....only 2 weeks of summer left. Don't wait until the last minute to schedule your Brazilian Bikini Wax!
A woman begged to come in on Thursday. It had been several months since her last wax and she said she couldn't wait until Friday. When she got on my table to get her Brazilian, I asked her what was so urgent about this appointment. I expected her to tell me she had a hot date. I was way off. Apparently, she had an appointment to put her 14 year old cat to sleep the following day. She told me, "I didn't want to kill two pussies in one day." Nope, I cannot make this stuff up.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

A new Passion Never Dies review is out on Amazon and I am very happy about it!!
"Great series! M.E. out did herself on this one. Who doesn't love a Happy Ending. I couldn't wait to read book 2 as the first book had left me feeling sad and didn't expect her true love story to end there. Prince charming arrives and saves Katherine. It's that what most women look for in their own romance fantasy."

When a Brazilian Wax client gives you a cucumber and you can't figure out the best way to take a selfie with it!
I'm so excited women are enjoying A Promise of Passion series! This was the latest review on Amazon." Love Romance novels and this one takes the cake. I just purchased book #2 as I can't wait to find out what lies ahead for Katie, aka Katherine- Kitten! Great job M.E."

Friday, August 18, 2017

Our 70's music genre matched the majority of bushes that stopped by Mark and M.E. today to get waxed...if you know what I mean.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

When I finished a girl's Brazilian, she yelled. "I told my boyfriend you'd kill my beaver!"

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

On my way to work, a truck was riding my butt. I sped up so he wouldn't be so close, but it didn't matter. He couldn't seem to get close enough.  When I looked closer, the passenger was taking a picture of my license plate. I wonder if he thought my plate referred to waxing my vehicle...

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

A man stopped me in the Wegman's parking lot. He was admiring my license plate. He told me that if he had a machine like mine, he would make sure it was waxed and shiny all of the time.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Just a friendly reminder that there is only three weeks left of summer. Make sure you keep yourself bikini ready! Call Mark and M.E. today!!!

Friday, August 11, 2017

When a woman hasn't gotten a Brazilian for several months, she will often refer to the hair on the strip as an animal. Recently, a woman looked at the strip and yelled, "Jesus Christ, it's a wolf!"

Thursday, August 10, 2017

A woman came in today who is currently reading The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. She told me she was paranoid about not being clean enough. As she was driving to Mark and M.E. she wondered if she should put a Tic Tac in her Hoo-Ha.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

You know it's time to come to Mark and M.E. and get a Brazilian when your man mentions it before bed and then leaves a hundred dollar bill next to the bed the following morning.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

The bank we frequent near the salon has employees that don't seem to be happy people. The other day, I was determined to make them smile. I told them they needed music since it was a quiet Saturday afternoon and there were no customers. They said they had to keep the volume low. I told them about a client who was singing to KC & The Sunshine Band, Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love...while I was waxing her backside. I told her she should wait until she got home to sing that to her man. They laughed a lot!  It made my day. Life is too short to be grumpy.

Monday, August 7, 2017

This month I had The Happy Hen House on sale at the shop. There is a section in the book about some of the crazy expressions from the Urban Dictionary that clients have shared with me. A women who recently read the book told me I had to look up tractor pull. I did and it made me laugh. Then I got to wondering who came up with all of these crazy expressions? I want to be on their writing team!

Sunday, August 6, 2017

While I was waxing a Spanish woman, she yelled out the word "cono." I have heard women yell that before but I wasn't sure what it meant. She told me that it translates to the word vagina in English. How funny that she yelled out vagina while I was waxing that very part of her!

Saturday, August 5, 2017

I have never minded waxing a woman during her cycle as long as she has a fresh tampon in. The other day, a woman told me that she had a bullet string down there. I never heard that expression, but it was a perfect description.

Friday, August 4, 2017

Women often whine that they have to wait to have sexy time after they get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Using the No Trauma Momma will cut that time in half!
Mark and M.E. does more than wax. Here is some beautiful makeup on a beautiful girl!

Thursday, August 3, 2017

When you spend your career trudging through the bush, you get some cranky parts. I've found that yoga is my new best friend. It makes me feel so much better that I can see myself waxing v-j-jays for years to come.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

This little boy used to scream when he got his hair cut...until he met Mark. Meet Miles - our new VIP at Mark and M.E.  You don't get much more adorable than this little boy!
A woman told her two year old they were going to the salon to see Mary Elizabeth and the doggie. That's when the boy asked her, "Is that where you lay on the table and the lady changes your diaper?"

Monday, July 31, 2017

You can't chill on a beach like that unless you've gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax at Mark and M.E.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Yesterday a woman was so excited about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax that she yelled, "I've lost 20 pounds!" Can you believe how much more room she has in her jeans?

Friday, July 28, 2017

Getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax is very liberating. As I walked by one of the wax suites, I heard a woman yell, "I'm Free!"

Thursday, July 27, 2017

I got an interesting message from a client today: Note
to self: Don't take a kickboxing class two hours after a Brazilian Wax.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

When a woman comes monthly for a Brazilian Wax, it usually takes me about 7 minutes to perform the service. Today, as Billy Joel was singing in the background, a client asked me if I only played seven minute songs to accompany each wax. I appreciate her confidence in my ability to be that clever, but no, I'm not that crafty. It was a coincidence that the song lasted the duration of the wax.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

I only snuck away for two business days and I have to wonder...how many big bad bushes await me tomorrow??? Your Brazilian Wax Queen....

Monday, July 24, 2017

About 20 years ago, a man came in with the hairiest back I had ever seen. He was so embarrassed by his hair that he never took his shirt off when he went to the beach or even when he had sex. It was very sad. When I finished waxing him, he put his t-shirt on and started to cry. He had hair on his back since high school and couldn't remember what it felt like to feel his skin. It was one of the most memorable moments of my career.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

I started my career waxing brows, just like in this picture. I can't say that my clients look this serene when I'm waxing them nowadays.

Friday, July 21, 2017

I'm glad God granted me a fair amount of junk in my trunk because it is unbelievable how many women hang on to my backside while I wax them!

Thursday, July 20, 2017

A woman asked two of her friends if they knew of a place to get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. They told her how great it was to get waxed at Mark and M.E. When she asked them what I was like, they said I was like a "shot out of a cannon." I take that as a compliment, because I feel like a cannon that is spreading love around the world one wax at a time.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

If you liked my ads, wait until you read my article in this month's Rochester Woman Online magazine. This may surprise you but it's about sex.
Shout out to Rochester Woman Online for supporting my romance novels in this month's issue!
This month's ad in Rochester Woman Online magazine!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

I started out my day by removing an ingrown hair that was 1.5 inches long on a woman's bikini line. It was very satisfying. Twas a global day since I did a Brazilian on a hair that was traveling to Australia.

Monday, July 17, 2017

As I was doing the Mark and M.E. bookwork from last week, I was thinking about some of the more memorable moments that happened with my clients. One woman kept saying "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" over and over again. After praising the three of them repeatedly, she yelled "and all the apostles!" It wasn't the first time I heard that. It won't be the last.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Sometimes life gets busy and you don't make the time to keep up with your regular waxing. And when several months pass, you realize that you can't even find certain parts of your body anymore. That is what happened this week at Mark and M.E. A woman was over-the-moon excited when I found her lost lady parts.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Listen up friends: Summer is a really busy time at Mark and M.E. Please try to make your appointments in advance. We hate turning people away but we can only do so much ripping in one day and we hate saying no. It makes us crazy!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Big shout out to the Webster Facebook page for recommending Mark and M.E. as the best place to get a Brazilian Bikini Wax in Rochester!!  We love our Webster clients!!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

I think today is a great day for everybody to spread a little happiness. I plan to spread it with a popsicle stick and some hot wax. How about you?

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

When I was in middle school, I wanted to transport chocolate and licorice around the country. It was a strange career aspiration for a young girl, but it was what I really wanted to do. Now, forty years later, I'm making women sweet as candy. Driving a semi....waxing a v-j-jay...strange comparison but accurate, don't you think?

Monday, July 10, 2017

Just a reminder there are only 8 weeks left of summer and, after Labor Day weekend, M.E. will be taking two weeks off to rest her parts and focus on her next book. Please plan your appointments accordingly. You can email for appointments at marknmesalon@gmail.com or give the salon a call during working hours at 585-473-7360

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Last night Mark & I went to Hattie's to celebrate another great week at Mark and M.E. I met a really nice couple at the bar who were from Chicago that I talked to for quite awhile. When they were leaving, they told Mark they thought his wife was funny. He agreed. Growing up, I never thought of myself that way. If I have a good sense of humor then I have to give all the credit to my job. The body part I wax is a little funny looking, sounds a little funny to say and is a pretty funny thing to do for a living. I love making men and women laugh through their wax and sometimes the conversations are outrageous, which makes the experience even more fun!  It's ironic that waxing v-j-jays for a living has given me a sense of humor, but I'll take it. I'm feeling very grateful today. Happy Sunday everyone!!

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Love sharing salon firsts with you. A girl was drinking at a bonfire one night and telling her friends how excited she was to get waxed the next day. She told them she especially loved having between her cheeks waxed. They didn't believe her. While I was waxing that part of her the following morning, she recorded the image on snapchat and shared it with her friends. We even showed them all the hair I removed on the strip.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Yesterday I removed a large skin tab from a client's bikini line which made me feel like a doctor. In my 3rd Happy book, The Happy Trail, I wrote a poem about being a doctor.  It does have a naughty word in it, but since our president uses the "P" word,  so can I.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Today I removed a skin tab the size of a chewed piece of gum off of a woman's bikini line. It was removed by accident but she was grateful she wouldn't have to pay the dermatologist to take it off. Sometimes I like to play doctor. Come to think of it, I've spent my career allowing my clients to play doctor in a cleaner, more sterile environment!

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Mark and Mary Elizabeth are playing hooky today, but the salon will be open at ten like always and our very capable staff will be there to take care of all your beautifying needs! Have a great day!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

The staff at Mark and M.E. worked very diligently the past several weeks to ensure hundreds of women experienced fireworks! Wishing everyone the best holiday ever!!

Monday, July 3, 2017

 I've spent my entire career trying to make an embarrassing and painful experience fun, which is why my posts are often bizarre. I love making women feel sexy and confident and it's a bonus when I can make them laugh during the service. Cheers to all my Brazilian Babes this beautiful Monday morning!

Sunday, July 2, 2017

I bet there are a lot of you who are sad you didn't make it to your appointments yesterday at
 Mark and M.E. because today was beautiful!   Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend!

Saturday, July 1, 2017

You know it's time for a wax when your man tells you the hair on your hiney is longer than the hair on your baby's head.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Don't resort to the old-fashioned way of getting rid of that unwanted hair. Come see us at Mark and M.E. before this holiday weekend begins!

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Another 1st at Mark and M.E. As I was trying to remove a very long and dense mound, I found myself doing smaller sections and throwing all of my weight into each pull. As I pulled one of the strips towards my body, I literally punched myself in the stomach. I've never been punched before; it didn't feel good.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

I think it would be more fun to wax a design of the American Flag on men's backs and chests to celebrate our upcoming holiday. What do you think?