Tuesday, January 31, 2017

I've been waxing hoo-ha's for over 20 years. I love my job and I love Mark & M.E. But tonight I'm feeling extremely frustrated. The last two wax technicians that I trained left our salon via email with no notice and with no explanation. Both of them decided to open their own salon. I would have supported both of them if they had been upfront and honest with me. I love when women want to better themselves.  Instead, they were sneaky and blocked me on social media so I couldn't find out what they were doing. The current girl is soliciting my clients through social media with deals to get people to follow her. I feel like every time I share my technique with an employee, she turns around and stabs me in the back. It's disheartening. I'm sorry for being a Debby Downer; I'm just feeling sad and betrayed. Maybe it's time for me to become a famous romance writer and live on a yacht in the Caribbean?
I've cancelled my trip for next week so I can be here for all my hairy friends in Rochester. Yep, I've chosen snatches over sunshine.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Some people say that beauty is only skin deep. How can you find that beauty when it's hiding under that deep, dark bush?
~Monday Morning Brazilian humor~

Friday, January 27, 2017

I usually introduce myself to new clients as Mary Elizabeth, the M.E. of Mark and M.E. Today, a girl was shocked that the name of our salon referred to Mark and I. She always thought that the salon was named after the movie "Marley and ME." Although we love dogs, we didn't name our salon after a movie about a dog.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

A job isn't about how much money you make. It's about loving your career choice, doing the best job possible, making people happy and being proud of the work you do. I don't regret changing careers. I didn't love teaching the way I love working at Mark and M.E.  I love going to work every day. Getting a cosmetology license was one of the smartest decisions in my life. I haven't hurt anyone in order to achieve my professional success. I have worked hard to perfect my craft. I'm proud of what I've accomplished.  Nothing is more rewarding than making people happy. Life is good.
I was thrilled to get another review for A Promise of Passion. Thank you!!!
"Loved the story of Katie and Bryce. Not to spoil the ending for others, I was expecting a different ending. Messer did a great job in taking the story from today to the past and back to today. The sex scenes were tastefully done and still very hot. After finishing A Promise of Passion, I could not wait to read Passion Never Dies."
Waxing men can be complicated. There are certain parts of their anatomy that remind me of an English Muffin with all the nooks and crannies.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

http://apromiseofpassion.com/blog   This is the link to my more risqué blog. Today's entry is about whether or not you should have a hairy hoo-ha.
I'm feeling a tremendous amount of gratitude this morning. Oswego, Farmington, Williamson...I am truly honored by all of the women who travel to get their Happy Hoo-Ha done by me. Every woman is as special as their vagina is unique. You have made my profession so rewarding and I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I hope everyone has a happy, happy day!

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Sometimes my clients take breaks from waxing. I always find it interesting to know what they do in the interim, if anything at all. Last week a woman got on my table with three inch hair that went travelled far down her leg.
-I asked her "When was the last time you were waxed?"
-She replied, "December."
-"Of what year?" I asked her.
-"2015"

Monday, January 23, 2017

During a Brazilian Bikini Wax, the song "Whip It" by Devo came on the radio.  My client started singing "Rip It" instead of whip it. I loved her enthusiasm. You know I had to join her in a verse.  It was the perfect song to play during a wax.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

I am continually amused by the funny things my clients say to me. A woman told me that her man said her vagina had teeth. Yes, teeth. Apparently her shaved hair tore up his skin really badly and he was not happy. He was very happy that she came to see me yesterday.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Women tell me all of the time that they grow out their pubic hair because it acts as a chastity belt. Someone said that again to me yesterday. That got me thinking... What fun is being chaste?
Happy Saturday Everyone!

Friday, January 20, 2017

 Yesterday, Mark and I were driving down East Henrietta Road and we saw a homeless man crossing the street. Mark nonchalantly mentioned that he stopped by Dibello's the day before and bought this man a meatball sub. If we hadn't seen the man, I doubt he would have said anything. I know that Mark gives many of the homeless people in our neighborhood money on a regular basis. He has even taken one of the guys to the diner on a freezing cold day and gave him $20 for a hot meal. His quiet acts of kindness make me love him even more. In this very volatile time in our history, let's focus on being kind.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

As I was performing a Gentleman's Brazilian on a man who has been coming to me for over two years, I felt him flinch. When I looked at him, I noticed a tear rolling down his face. He told me that I brought tears to his eyes. It was a first. I made a grown man cry.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Mark and M.E. sells The Happy Hoo-Ha Numbing Cream to help make the waxing experience easier.  I had a client buy a tube for a friend who was afraid to get a Brazilian. The friend has a very active sex life. After a few rounds of aggressive lovemaking, she felt very sore. She put a lot of the numbing cream inside of her body. As you can probably imagine, putting Lidocaine in her dark, cavernous lady parts was not a good idea.

Monday, January 16, 2017

There's this thing on Facebook that invites friends to think of one word that describes how you met. Since many of my followers on Facebook are clients, the one word is easy for me. Vagina. Or a slang version of the word. It makes me laugh every time I read one of these posts, because that is the reason I know so many people. I wonder what word my followers would use for me?

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Over the years, I've noticed that many of my hispanic clients tend to speak in Spanish when they get their Brazilians done. Many moons ago, I was fairly fluent in the language, so I usually understand what they are saying. So when a woman looked at me and screamed "Tu Madre" I couldn't help but say something back to her.  I immediately said "Tu Padre"  because it was the only thing I could think of. I'm happy to report it made her laugh.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Woke up to this review about Mark and ME on Google Business.  Great way to start my day!
"I went only just a few times. The first time I was very apprehensive about doing something so personal, but M.E is excellent. She took your mind off of it and just had a normal conversation, plus it's just a friendly atmosphere. With all of the workers. I definitely will keep going there and referring my friends."

Friday, January 13, 2017

If I can make a woman feel sexy, then I have the best job in the world. #brazilianbikiniwax #marknme

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Guess who wrote another article for Rochester Woman Online?  If it says something about The Happy Hoo-Ha, I think it's easy to figure out who the author is!
Check out Mark and M.E. ad in Rochester Woman Online. The magazine has a new look and a new feel. Think you'll be impressed!

Word of the day: Hoohavia: It is not a word that I came up with. A group of our clients sat around a campfire reading The Happy Hoo-Ha. They decided they should create a place where everybody has a happy hoo-ha. Hoohavia. Sounds like Paradise to M.E.!

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Now that my books are online at Barnes and Noble, I'm getting more reviews!  A Promise of Passion is making a statement. Yea!!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!


Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!
LoLoved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!ved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!
Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!
Loved it! This book has everything you could want in a love story: romance, heartbreak, conflict, and of course great sex! You can't help but be drawn into the story as more of the characters stories are revealed. Take it from an avid romance novel reader, its a great read that only left me wanting more. Luckily there's a sequel!
Word of the day: Snatchilicious: One of the many adjectives used to describe the sexy women who frequent the Mark and M.E. Salon in Rochester New York!

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

The Happy Hoo-Ha Lady isn't very happy. Last Saturday, we had five no-shows. Today, I personally had four. We generally have one no-show every day. It's very frustrating. We do reminder calls, but they don't seem to make a difference. We try to accommodate our clients as best as possible, but many people don't seem to value our time. All I want is to make everyone have a happy hoo-ha, but there are way too many people out there who make it difficult for me to do that.  Do you really want to piss off the lady who puts hot wax between your legs?
I go away a lot in the winter. Look outside; does that surprise you? So if you look down and see a forest starting to brew, don't hesitate to call me. I am your leading lady on the Rochester deforestation crew and would hate for there to be an unsightly brush fire.
~staying sexy all year long~

Monday, January 9, 2017

Yesterday I told a story about two girls who got waxed together last week. When I finished the first girl, her friend told her how pretty it was. As I was waxing the second girl, the first one stood in front of my full length mirror without any pants on continuing to admire her new look. In fact, she didn't get dressed until I finished her friend. I loved the genuine admiration and utter satisfaction that came from their ten minute Brazilian.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

A young woman brought in a friend to be waxed for the first time. The newbie went first. As I waxed the newbie, the friend stood on the stool next to her admiring the process, even though she has had it done before at Mark and M.E. When I finished, the friend commented on how pretty her friend's kitty was. I didn't find the compliment odd. On the contrary, I appreciate anyone who admires the area that I work so diligently to make as pretty as possible.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

It may be really cold outside, but I'm going to make you really HOT! See ya at Mark and M.E.

Friday, January 6, 2017

After being gone for two weeks, I knew today would be a fun and potentially crazy day. Sadly, a lot of people had to cancel due to illness. The upside was that the cancellations gave me more time to enjoy the clients that were able to make their appointments. Many of the clients (both men and women) who did show up waited a long time between waxes. Frankly, I hadn't seen about a dozen of them since summer. I saw some big, bad bushes today. Extricating massive mounds
of hair from such a delicate area can elicit some crazy responses. There was swearing. There was yelling. More than anything, there were a lot of exultations towards God, Jesus, and the like. There was a great deal of religion at Mark & M.E. today. I feel like I spent an entire day at church. It was a fun, naked church, but it felt like church all the same.
A Promise of Passion and Passion Never Dies are both available at Barnes &

Noble on Nook for only 4.99.  Check them out!
The only thing I've waxed in the past two weeks was some unsightly underarm hair of a beloved family member. Now I am rested up and ready to rip! M.E. is back!!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Love reviews from men!!!!  #apromiseofpassion
on December 18, 2016
Very enjoyable reading and quite explicit and descriptive. Can't wait for the sequel!

Monday, January 2, 2017

Woke up to find the cover of my third book in A Promise of Passion Series is complete. Happy New Year to M.E.!

Sunday, January 1, 2017

'Tis a new year! Time for new resolutions, new attitudes and new discoveries. For all of you crazy m.e. followers that haven't discovered the wonders of a Brazilian Bikini Wax, how about taking the plunge so you feel like a newborn! Happy 2017 everyone!