I can never predict what is going to come out of a woman's mouth when I give her a Brazilian. The absurd and bizarre responses I witness every day is one of the reasons I love my job so much. It is also why I have kept my Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha blog going for so many years. As a woman was getting off my table last week, she said "I can feel the wind beneath my wings!" Although it wasn't breezy in the room, I understood her analogy.