Thursday, August 31, 2017

A woman googled Brazilian Wax, Rochester NY and Mark and M.E. came up first. She decided to pick the salon that came up second even though we had better reviews because she was intimated by the "Home of the 10 Minute" slogan. After enduring several one hour long Brazilian sessions at the other place, she complained to a friend about how long and how painful it was to get waxed. The friend told her to try me. Don't let the 10 minutes scare you. I'm efficient and thorough but I don't rush. I've just been doing it a really long time and have figured out a really good system. Your parts are in good hands with M.E. 

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Drinking alcohol before a Brazilian Bikini Wax is not recommended, because alcohol thins your blood, which can increase your risk of bruising. It also dehydrates the skin, which can make the wax more painful and leave the skin more irritated. I now have another reason you shouldn't drink: a fairly drunk woman repeatedly slapped me on the arm during the service. If you want me to do a good job, please don't hit me.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

You don't want any part of your body looking like the 'fro on Don King's head. You've got one more week of summer to take care of any hairy situation you may have going on. Give us a call 585-473-7360.

Monday, August 28, 2017

While I was waxing 36 week pregnant woman, she stared at her hands with an odd expression on her face. I asked her if she was okay. She said she thought she might be having an anxiety attack because her hands were sweating so badly. She wasn't breathing heavy and her heart wasn't racing, but her hands were most definitely sweating. The wax took less than 10 minutes, her skin was in perfect condition, and she was ready to have this baby - with sweaty hands.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Several clients forwarded this article to me so I felt compelled to share.  Although I'm a HUGE
Hoo-Ha fan, I find these nails pretty creepy. I guess if you enjoy getting fingered and want to practice safe sex, this may be the way to go.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

When a fan sends me this pic, it makes me so happy! A Promise of Passion is igniting the fires in a lot of women!!!!
Just a reminder that M.E. will be taking some time off to finish her latest romance novel from Sept 6-19. There are seven business days left to get a Brazilian with her before she gets completely engrossed in her next steamy novel.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Hate to be a Buzz Kill, or should I say Bush Kill, but there are only two Friday's left of summer to groom your hairy kitty.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

The following conversation happened yesterday and I had to share.
-"Good morning, Mark & M.E. This is M.E."
-"I'd like to get an appointment with Mary Elizabeth today. I'm flexible."
-"Well, I'm glad you're flexible since I need to get into all your nooks and crannies!"

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

When women scream for Jesus during their Brazilian Wax, I know I'm going to have a blessed day!

Monday, August 21, 2017

The August Edition of Rochester Woman Online is out and I'm sorry it's not in print form, because it is a spectacular issue! There is some beautiful photography and a ton of great articles in this fashion issue. In this month's installment,  M.E. Nesser wrote an article entitled "Good To Go."

Countdown continues....only 2 weeks of summer left. Don't wait until the last minute to schedule your Brazilian Bikini Wax!
A woman begged to come in on Thursday. It had been several months since her last wax and she said she couldn't wait until Friday. When she got on my table to get her Brazilian, I asked her what was so urgent about this appointment. I expected her to tell me she had a hot date. I was way off. Apparently, she had an appointment to put her 14 year old cat to sleep the following day. She told me, "I didn't want to kill two pussies in one day." Nope, I cannot make this stuff up.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

A new Passion Never Dies review is out on Amazon and I am very happy about it!!
"Great series! M.E. out did herself on this one. Who doesn't love a Happy Ending. I couldn't wait to read book 2 as the first book had left me feeling sad and didn't expect her true love story to end there. Prince charming arrives and saves Katherine. It's that what most women look for in their own romance fantasy."

When a Brazilian Wax client gives you a cucumber and you can't figure out the best way to take a selfie with it!
I'm so excited women are enjoying A Promise of Passion series! This was the latest review on Amazon." Love Romance novels and this one takes the cake. I just purchased book #2 as I can't wait to find out what lies ahead for Katie, aka Katherine- Kitten! Great job M.E."

Friday, August 18, 2017

Our 70's music genre matched the majority of bushes that stopped by Mark and M.E. today to get waxed...if you know what I mean.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

When I finished a girl's Brazilian, she yelled. "I told my boyfriend you'd kill my beaver!"

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

On my way to work, a truck was riding my butt. I sped up so he wouldn't be so close, but it didn't matter. He couldn't seem to get close enough.  When I looked closer, the passenger was taking a picture of my license plate. I wonder if he thought my plate referred to waxing my vehicle...

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

A man stopped me in the Wegman's parking lot. He was admiring my license plate. He told me that if he had a machine like mine, he would make sure it was waxed and shiny all of the time.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Just a friendly reminder that there is only three weeks left of summer. Make sure you keep yourself bikini ready! Call Mark and M.E. today!!!

Friday, August 11, 2017

When a woman hasn't gotten a Brazilian for several months, she will often refer to the hair on the strip as an animal. Recently, a woman looked at the strip and yelled, "Jesus Christ, it's a wolf!"

Thursday, August 10, 2017

A woman came in today who is currently reading The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy. She told me she was paranoid about not being clean enough. As she was driving to Mark and M.E. she wondered if she should put a Tic Tac in her Hoo-Ha.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

You know it's time to come to Mark and M.E. and get a Brazilian when your man mentions it before bed and then leaves a hundred dollar bill next to the bed the following morning.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

The bank we frequent near the salon has employees that don't seem to be happy people. The other day, I was determined to make them smile. I told them they needed music since it was a quiet Saturday afternoon and there were no customers. They said they had to keep the volume low. I told them about a client who was singing to KC & The Sunshine Band, Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love...while I was waxing her backside. I told her she should wait until she got home to sing that to her man. They laughed a lot!  It made my day. Life is too short to be grumpy.

Monday, August 7, 2017

This month I had The Happy Hen House on sale at the shop. There is a section in the book about some of the crazy expressions from the Urban Dictionary that clients have shared with me. A women who recently read the book told me I had to look up tractor pull. I did and it made me laugh. Then I got to wondering who came up with all of these crazy expressions? I want to be on their writing team!

Sunday, August 6, 2017

While I was waxing a Spanish woman, she yelled out the word "cono." I have heard women yell that before but I wasn't sure what it meant. She told me that it translates to the word vagina in English. How funny that she yelled out vagina while I was waxing that very part of her!

Saturday, August 5, 2017

I have never minded waxing a woman during her cycle as long as she has a fresh tampon in. The other day, a woman told me that she had a bullet string down there. I never heard that expression, but it was a perfect description.

Friday, August 4, 2017

Women often whine that they have to wait to have sexy time after they get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Using the No Trauma Momma will cut that time in half!
Mark and M.E. does more than wax. Here is some beautiful makeup on a beautiful girl!

Thursday, August 3, 2017

When you spend your career trudging through the bush, you get some cranky parts. I've found that yoga is my new best friend. It makes me feel so much better that I can see myself waxing v-j-jays for years to come.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

This little boy used to scream when he got his hair cut...until he met Mark. Meet Miles - our new VIP at Mark and M.E.  You don't get much more adorable than this little boy!
A woman told her two year old they were going to the salon to see Mary Elizabeth and the doggie. That's when the boy asked her, "Is that where you lay on the table and the lady changes your diaper?"