Wednesday, January 31, 2018

In case you were wondering, I write about actual events that happen in my life in my blog called "hose down your hoo-ha" and then share the stories on my Facebook pages. For example, you know that you are past due for your Brazilian Wax when your hair gets tangled in my popsicle stick!

Monday, January 29, 2018

There is something very empowering about the services we offer at Mark & M.E. Two weeks ago we opened Wax It All  so we could share our techniques with more customers, but we need your help spreading the word and telling your friends! We want to help every woman feel as beautiful as possible.
Today is the day to start growing your hair out so you'll be ready for a Valentine's Day Brazilian Wax. Remember, you can't have a happy valentine with a hairy v-j-jay.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

I got my first review for Passion Takes Time, the 4th book in my romance series on Amazon! Can't wait for more feedback.
on January 23, 2018
ME Nesser is the best. I love her books

Friday, January 26, 2018

When you work with the public, it's not uncommon to come across some pungent smells now and again. It is something I have become oblivious to after all these years. Today, there was a lingering odor in one of my rooms and my subsequent appointment suggested that the previous client had nose blindness. I think that description was brilliant.

Thursday, January 25, 2018

I have the funniest job in the world sometimes. As the song "It's Tricky" was playing in the background, I had my client on her side so I could wax between her cheeks. She knew every word to the song and was singing enthusiastically. Suddenly, she stopped singing and said, "This is the first time I've ever rapped with my ass in someone's face!"

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

As a rule, we prefer that you do not trim your hair before a Brazilian Wax, because most people trim the hair too short. Over the years, I have told clients countless times that there is no such thing as too long of hair. Occasionally, I am proven wrong.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Women say the craziest stuff when they get waxed. Like the woman who hadn't been in to see me for four months. She had so much hair, you couldn't see her skin. When I finished her Brazilian, she got off the table, looked at her body in the full length mirror, and said,"I found my holes."

Sunday, January 21, 2018

There is something about a tan that can make you feel oh so sexy! Come visit us this week at Wax It All ~a mark & m.e. salon~ and get a customized spray tan for only $20. That's a $10 savings. We are extending this special for only one more week because we were so excited about how good we made so many beautiful women in this city feel!! 585-348-YELL

Friday, January 19, 2018

Guess who has a Pinterest account? You can find us under the Mark & M.E. Salon.

The gang at Mark and M.E. and at Wax It All love Fridays because we have countless men and women coming in to get bald as a baby so they can truly have the best weekend possible!

Thursday, January 18, 2018

You can never predict what will stress out a client when they come in for a Brazilian Wax. One woman this week was more worried about getting a Charlie horse in her leg during her wax than anything else.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Just a reminder that walk-in's are allowed at both Mark and M.E. locations. We have increased our staff to be able to accommodate more Rochester friends. And our goal is if you walk-in, you'll skip out!

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

-How do you know when you're overdue for a Brazilian?

-When your six year old asks you why your vagina is covered in feathers.

Monday, January 15, 2018

You don't have to worry about tan lines unless you want to. Take advantage of our spray tan special at Wax It All this week only. Save $10 on a customized spray tan in our new location! A full body tan for only $20!!!  You can message me here, call 348-YELL during business hours or email us at marknmesalon@gmail.com

Sunday, January 14, 2018

As many of you probably know, M.E. likes to write. She wrote a nonfiction trilogy - The Happy Hoo-Ha and A Romance series - A Promise of Passion. She has also been writing articles for Rochester Woman Online for nearly two years. Her focus on the articles tend to be Hoo-Ha related, which shouldn't surprise you. This month she wrote an interesting article about the Mona Lisa procedure that can help restore menopausal women's hoo-ha's back to their happier state. Check it out on page 186.
Mark and M.E. has dedicated themselves to making men and women feel better. This week only, Wax It All (our 2nd location in Pittsford) is offering a customized spray tan for only $20 - that's a $10 savings. There is something about a tan that makes you feel healthier and sexier. To secure a time, email us at marknmesalon@gmail.com or give us a call Tuesday at 585-348-9355

Saturday, January 13, 2018

My client told her girlfriend that her bush looked like Diana Ross's afro. I wonder how she zips up her  jeans?

Friday, January 12, 2018

If you want a happy hoo-ha or a happy hoo-hang, look no further. Visit Mark and M.E. on Mt. Hope or Wax It All on Monroe Ave!  

Thursday, January 11, 2018

So how is M.E. and her staff going to handle 2 salons? No problem (OK, maybe there have been a few...) M.E. will be at Wax It All on Wednesday's and Thursday's and at Mark and M.E. on Tuesday's, Friday's and Saturday's. Jody will have the opposite schedule. Lexi will be at Wax It All full time and Victoria will be at Mark and M.E. full time. Nicole will also split her time between the two salons. Mark, Julia and Danielle are staying at Mt. Hope. Any questions, let us know!

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

This morning marks the opening of Wax It All, the Mark and M.E. Salon's new location where we will be continuing to celebrate the power of the bald beave. Hope to see you all there! 585-348-YELL

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

I wonder how scared the kitties on the East Side of town are going to be when M.E. officially moves in. Only one more day and the Brazilian invasion begins!

Monday, January 8, 2018

Wax It All doesn't open until Wednesday, but I wanted to let you know that the new phone number is 585-348-YELL   Is that perfect or what????

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Doesn't the waiting room of Wax It All look dark and sexy? It seemed appropriate since we like to make women feel sultry and wanton. We open up this Wednesday, January 10th and we can't wait to see you there! Let the love of the Brazilian Wax shine on each and every one of you!!

Friday, January 5, 2018

Today a client told me she just found out her very good friend also gets Brazilians by me. She said her son was the same age as her friend's son and they play together a lot. I asked her what the son's name was so I could figure out who she was talking about. She couldn't remember. She told me her mind was blank because her vagina was in so much pain. 
Wax It All opens next Wednesday January 10th. We are accepting appointments via email at marknmesalon@gmail.com  or at Mark and M.E. 585-473-7360.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

If I didn't love Brazilian Waxing so much, I would have remained in Florida and stayed far, far away from this frigid weather!  Yep, I'm back!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

The New Year is here and no matter what style your looking for, Mark and M.E. can help you achieve your new look! We offer hair, waxing, nails, facials, microblading, lash extensions, and makeup for men and women. The salon opens today at 10am!! 585-473-7360

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

The staff at Mark and M.E. is taking one more day to chill out before they reopen the salon in 2018. We thought it was more fun to open on Wednesday since we like the nickname associated with that day of the week. Mark and Mary Elizabeth will be back on Friday!
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Monday, January 1, 2018

Mark and M.E. would like to wish everyone a happy, healthy and hair-free year!