Friday, July 20, 2018

A Brazilian Wax
Takes it all
Front, back
In every hall.
Don't be nervous
It's not that bad
Once you're done
You'll be so glad!

Thursday, July 19, 2018

A woman got onto my waxing table with a beautiful fan, because she always sweats a lot when I wax her and she is convinced the fan helps. The fan was ornate and reminded me of a Victorian lady lounging in a seductive pose on a bed. The image was shot once the swearing began.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Botched continues....Since there was so much hair left behind on the client from yesterday's story, she asked me to save the strips so she could take pictures of them. We placed the 2 labia and 3 rectal strips in a design on my table when I was done. We both took pics of our artistic, yet overly hairy display. It was funny but not so funny all at the same time.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

A girl called Mark and M.E. in pure desperation today. She said she had a botched Brazilian wax and she needed M.E. to fix her. Apparently, her 30 plus minute wax at a different salon left her with broken hairs, a ton of extra hairs on her labia and rectal area and a boat-full of extra wax left behind. I'm happy she thought to come to me, because I was easily able to finish the job, but I'm disappointed the technician charged her full price for such a lousy service. 

Monday, July 16, 2018

A Brazilian Wax does not have to be totally bare. Some people like to leave a little bit up front. When one of my employees asked her client if she wanted a landing strip or a triangle, she said that her man requested a dinner roll.

Sunday, July 15, 2018

When I asked the "brave" guy from yesterday's post how he heard of me, he said he saw a recommendation about me on Facebook. When he looked me up, he couldn't believe it. Apparently, a few years ago, he was at a friend's house and noticed a strange yellow book on the coffee table. He picked it up, turned to a random page and started to laugh. It was The Happy Hoo-Ha by M.E. Nesser. Yep, that was m.e.!!!

Saturday, July 14, 2018

When a new male Brazilian client got on my waxing table, he repeated the phrase "I'm gonna be brave." In between his mantra, however, he repeatedly said, "This f'ing hurts!" All in all, he did a great job.