Think he should have come in for a wax before sporting this costume!  Happy Halloween everyone!!!

What look do you think this guy is going for with his hairy chest???? 

 This Brazilian Wax Technician finds this Halloween costume pretty hysterical!

 If your morning shave leaves you bumpy, maybe it's about time you try waxing!

 We think the furry accessories are sexier when then skin isn't covered in fur. Feel your sexiest in your Halloween costume with a fresh wax from the wax specialists at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All. {FYI, we are short staffed Friday & Saturday so call today to get in!}

I had a woman who constantly said "fudge-a-mudga" throughout her Brazilian Wax. I'm happy to say I didn't see any fudge-like remnants on her!😂 

 I started early Saturday morning with a client I hadn't seen since March. She said she brought me a Furby. Although her declaration made me a little nervous, I knew I was up to the task. When I finished her Brazilian, I looked up to find a Furby that most resembled her.

Yesterday I blogged the story how a girl called one of my employees the "C" word when she got waxed.  Although I know there is no malice on the part of the client, it's still a shocking word for many of us to hear. When a man asked me about the situation during his Brazilian yesterday morning, he said he was surprised a client would use that word. That was when I reminded him that every time I wax a certain part of his anatomy, he says "F' You. I hate You!" In fact, he has been saying that for years. Not only do I know he doesn't REALLY hate me, I consider him a friend.

 If you call my employee the "C" word again, I'm gonna light your coochie on fire!

I know the weather is changing but that doesn't mean you should be wearing a fur coat. I think you should wax it all💋 during every season!

 We can make your kitty feel like a super hero! Come see the wax experts at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All. 

 Don't let this wet weather get you down. Come spoil yourself at one of the Mark & M.E. Salons! Facials, vajacials, waxing, hair, manicures, pedicures, lash extensions & lash lifts!

Being bald makes everyone frisky. Look how guilty those sphinx kitties look! 

 If you don't want your kitty to bruise, save the shots for after your Brazilian.

Conversation with a woman on my waxing table who was pregnant with her first child.  

Client: "Having a baby is going to be way easier than getting a Brazilian, isn't it?"

M.E. "Getting a Brazilian feels like a back rub in comparison to having a baby."

 After 18 months of going completely natural with her bikini area, a client had some extremely long hair for me to get rid of. When she saw the hair on the strip, she commented that we could make a toupee with all that hair. I told her we would still need to trim the toupee; it was that long.

A woman walked into the wax room and told me she had chili last night and it wasn't settling well. I had 2 thoughts: 1) I wish I kept some Beano on hand. 2) I'm glad I was wearing a mask. 

 

Client: "I haven't been here in a year and a half and I brought you Chewbacca (as she points to her lady parts)." 

M.E. "I've never been a Star Wars Fan."

I prefer my pumpkins without hair. See you at Mark & M.E. today! 

 The look on my sister in law's face when I told her we offer vajacials at the salon!😂

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 If you want me to drive my popsicle stick between your cheeks for a thorough wax, STOP CLENCHING!

 You never know what a woman will scream during a Brazilian Wax. Yesterday a woman screamed for baby Jesus!

A woman came to me because she was tired of her technician taking 45 minutes to do her Brazilian. She didn't have a lot of hair and was very easy to do. The service took about seven minutes. As I was waxing her, I noticed that the technician didn't get all the hair in her creases or in her backside. She said she was always bummed that she didn't get all the hair.  When I finished, I said "you're good." She said, "good to do what?" I replied, "you're good to clean up, I'm done." She sat up, looked at her watch, was shocked that it took less than 10 minutes and yelled! She couldn't believe that it didn't need to take close to an hour. She has been coming every 4 weeks ever since!😁

 It's one thing when you yell during a Brazilian Wax, but when you sit up to scream, I want to smack you.

Wouldn't that be hilarious??? 

 It's funny what people say after they get their first Brazilian & Leg Wax. One girl told us she wanted to go out and buy satin sheets. We think that's a great idea!

 A woman told me her entanglement buddy wanted her to get a Brazilian. I guess he was tired of getting tangled in her hair.

 Vajacials are on our website! When are you trying this new service out?