It's fun to hear what women plan to do after they get a Brazilian Wax. This conversation happened last week.
Mary Elizabeth: "What's your plan when you leave Mark & M.E. today?"
Client: "I'm going home to do what grown people do!"😂
I love my job!
The staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are thankful to be spending Thanksgiving with our families, but we wanted everyone to know that we will be back to work Friday and Saturday if you need us. (We may have full bellies and be a little sluggish from the tryptophan in the turkey, but we got this!)
If you don't want feathers in your turkey, don't wait until the last minute to contact us. Feel free to email Wax It All at email@example.com (585-348-9355) or firstname.lastname@example.org (585-473-7360) to schedule something for Tuesday or Wednesday this week. Both salons are also open Friday and Saturday if you need something done. Remember: you don't want to choke on hair during the holiday festivities so get ahold of us so you can gobble gobble with glee!
Remember the girl from yesterday who didn't wax for several months because she was extremely un-sexually active? There is more to that story. She told me that she sat in her car with her girlfriend in our parking lot and smoked a large joint before her Brazilian Wax. She thought that would help. Boy was she wrong. Being high doesn't usually help. In fact, it can make the client more sensitive to the service. I tried to explain how smoking intensifies your sensations as well as how it dries your skin out. She didn't understand because she was convinced the higher she was, the easier the wax would be. So I tried another approach. I asked her if she gets cotton mouth when she smokes. "Every time," she said. Well I told her that her mouth wasn't the only place on her body that gets dry. She looked at me confused (well she was high...) So I had to inform her that not only did she have cotton mouth, she had cotton cootch.
People are so funny!! A girl came in for a Brazilian Wax sporting a big ole afro. She hadn't been waxed since July. I asked her why she waited so long between waxes. She told me she was "extremely UN-Sexually active!" Please remember ladies: we do this for ourselves. If someone else enjoys it, that's a bonus.