The other day I let my clients know that I will be cutting back on my hours. I've been in the business since 1987 and have a lot of fun things planned for the future, so I won't have time to wax full time anymore. So far the best message I received was from the client who wanted to schedule an appointment with me before I go into the "Witness Protection Program!" 😂
M.E. is SO EXCITED about The Happy Hoo-Ha Organic Personal Lubricant that she put an ad in the Rochester Woman Online Magazine and it's coming out today!
The product is not on Amazon yet but should be in the next week or so. We will keep you posted! As of now, the lube is available at BOTH locations!!!
A woman asked me if I could kill the small animal that was living in her panties. Mission accomplished.
Come visit the wax warriors at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All.
Hey there friends. This is a tough message I need to share with you. I wanted to give you a head's up that starting this week, I will be taking a fair amount of time off. The days are random but there is a decent amount of days that I won't be working between now and Christmas.
After the New Year, I am hoping to go down to part time. Yes, it's happening.
That being said, if you only want me (M.E.) to take care of your kitty, please plan ahead.
Sometimes men say the darnedest things.
One day I was finishing up a Gentleman's Brazilian when the client said "I feel like an unlubricated seal."
Interesting...
The DELUXE VAJACIAL is now available at the Mark & M.E. Salon.
This promotion includes a full Brazilian Wax, a deep cleansing and restorative vajacial and a take home vajacial kit. This $250 special is now $230.
Appointments required. 585-473-7360
So what was in that HUGE BOX???
I know it may shock you but it's our very own personal lubricant called....
THE HAPPY HOO-HA (of course it is!)
Made in the USA and distributed by Mark & M.E. Is that cool or what!?!?
It's available at both salons and should be on Amazon by the end of the week! 😁
Isn't nature wonderful?
I do think this would be so much more impressive if it didn't have all of the overgrown brush underneath it!
Happy Sunday everyone from your friends at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All !!!
Two girls came to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian Wax. The one girl had been to us before and did great. Her friend, on the other hand, kept opening her mouth like she was going to scream but no sound came out. When I questioned what she was doing, she said she was a Silent Screamer. Maybe she was part of this band???
Two girls came in together for Brazilian Waxes. They held hands as I performed the service to give each other strength and courage. As I was waxing the second girl, they talked about how glad they were that they came together. They decided that getting Brazilians has forever bonded them and that they were officially "Friends For Life!"
I LOVE how Brazilians bring people together.💖
I recently came across this ad for the Brazilian Waxing at Mark & M.E. from twenty years ago. It caused a lot of controversy at the time because I was naked in the ad. (Not that you can see anything since I'm covered in mud... ) And some people thought it was my head on an animal's body, which they didn't like either. Although I never understood that one, it would be interesting to hear what people would think about this ad if I put it in a magazine now. I thought it was pretty clever. Thoughts?
A friend of mine went to her wax salon in Tennessee and this was the salon's wifi password. Isn't it brilliant? I want to be in the 5G club!
I had a new girl on the table who was very nervous and sweating profusely. At one point she said, "I'm so moist!" Not exactly what I want to hear when I'm giving someone a Brazilian Wax.
I love when clients compare their Brazilian Wax experience to other things such as fruit. A woman came in like a fuzzy peach and left like a smooth and shiny nectarine. It's a great analogy!
As I was giving a wax class to two new hires, we had a little helper join us in the room. Not surprising that I was demonstrating the positions required to do a Brazilian Wax and a kitty climbs on the table and ended up between my legs!
Being creative about getting a Brazilian Wax is probably not a smart idea and can lead to The Ultimate Disaster. See the wax specialists at one of the Mark & M.E. locations and avoid a serious road rash or even worse...
HELPFUL WAX HINT:
Wear loose clothing whenever possible when you get a Brazilian Wax. Tight fitting clothing, especially in the summer, will cause you the area to sweat and that can cause some irritation if you have sensitive skin. It's always a good idea to let the area air out and breathe.
Besides, it's fun to wear loose fitting clothing like Vanilla Ice did back in the day...
When you get a Brazilian Wax, we need to be able to see what we are waxing. So when we ask you to lift your leg to the sky, we mean it! The more hair we can see, the more thorough we can be!
Hey, that rhymes!!!😁
I have a very no nonsense approach to getting a Brazilian Wax. When the client comes in the room, my usual rhetoric is "pants and undies off please." There is no reason to feel awkward taking your undies off since I'll be working on that area. If I can't see it, I can't wax it. It's simple as that.
I've been thinking about other expressions that I say a lot when I do Brazilians that I'll miss saying when I retire. For example, when I ask the client to turn on their side so I can wax between the cheeks, I often say "Spread it like you mean it!" It may sounds like a peculiar thing to say but sometimes it's hard to find the promise land and I need the client's help.
