I know people are panicking about salons being closed (believe me, I'm freaking out too), but you have to admit that it's kind of nice not worrying about coloring your hair, waxing your legs or fixing your chipped polish. Instead of freaking out, try to enjoy this break from beauty. Hopefully it's the only time in our lives when the world shuts down.

Since it looks like we'll be home for even longer than that, I've just ordered of ton of wax so we will be ready for the hairy onslaught!

I know this is a strange time in our lives, but I think all v-j-jays are worth more than that!

Last night I was thinking about how people are reacting to not working. Yes, it is definite hardship not getting a paycheck, and that is really scary. But more than anything I miss the people and the work. I LOVE what I do for a living. It's fun, funny, rewarding, and empowering. Heck, I wouldn't have written books on the subject if I wasn't so obsessed. Please stay home. We need to get back to doing the things we love to do. And for me, that's making sure everyone has a Happy Hoo-Ha!

Dozens of people have sent this to me so I had to share it again. Please keep the crazy hair pic coming! We need to laugh more during this scary time.

Since our salons are closed and we can't wax all your private body parts, please make sure to wash everything better - not just your hands

By the time we are allowed back on beaches, we will all look like Medusa.

This is what I'm envisioning when this ban is over and we are able to start waxing again!

And don't forget, he has a hairless butt!

We love making our customers soft and bald as a baby's butt. After this is over, that baby is going to be looking quite a bit different.

We were supposed to be participating in REAF (Rochester's Erotic Art Festival) in a few weeks and these bottle openers were going to be part of our gifts to the public. Sadly, this is also a bust.

This is what the wax technicians at Mark & M.E. have to look forward to in April.

I miss the time when this was the only Corona we knew about. Looking forward to our normal routine again when I can spend my days making women feel sexy.

It may look like a children's book, but it certainly isn't. The Happy Trail is written by my little voice, a gay man named Raul, who loves to tell the tales that happen in the private confines of a Brazilian Wax Room.

Thank goodness this cutie pie can't read!

Looks like it's inevitable. Personal grooming will have to be put on hold until this thing passes. I suspect a lot of babies are going to be born around Christmas time!

What moms all across our country will look like after a few weeks home with their kids! Good luck ladies!

Even though we are a fan of our bald kitties, please stay home if you are experiencing any cold or flu symptoms. Our services require us to get very close to you and we want to keep everyone as healthy as possible. Besides, it can be fun to hug a furry kitty once in awhile.

Amen from the team at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All !!!!

Several people have asked me if our business has been affected by the virus. Just the opposite. I think more people need our services because they are staying home, drinking the Corona and having more sexy time!

Yesterday a woman told me that getting waxed makes her feel sexy. I can't even begin to explain how happy that makes me feel.

This just seems weird. I think I'll stick with a good old fashioned brow wax.

More importantly, the phones will be ringing at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All, a surplus of wax has been ordered and our staff is ready to rip!

A woman told me she had to get her beaver ready to go to Beaver Creek on vacation.

Did you ever wonder what you looked like under all that hair?

You have to admit the nut on the right is much prettier. It's about time Brazilians are becoming more popular with the species who sport the nuts.

How would it be if the person did Brazilians for a living?

I still like my Wax It All license plate better.

I think I'll stick with waxing.

Like this one better? Since more men get waxed, I thought this spring break pic was more appropriate too.

Resting up for all those randy college kids who are going to need a Brazilian Wax before spring break next week!