Sunday, January 31, 2021

It's time to take your kitty out of hibernation. Don't wait until February 13th to get ready for Valentine's Day or we may not be able to accommodate you. This week would be a much better idea!


 

Saturday, January 30, 2021


There is something about getting naked that makes women want to talk about sex. After more than 30 years in this industry, I've heard a lot of sexy and naughty stories. That's why I wrote a romance series. I put the 1st one on audible and did a huge happy dance because someone downloaded the book and I got a small royalty!

Friday, January 29, 2021

 

This morning the Peloton instructor asked if we looked like a glazed donut. I'm assuming she was wondering if we were glowing with sweat. All it made me think of was a conversation with a client a few years ago.

The client:  "M.E., I need your help. I want my pussy to look like a glazed donut. Rhianna's looks like a glazed donut, but mine looks like a donut with chocolate sprinkles. Can you help?"

Thursday, January 28, 2021

 I seriously need to hone up on my slang expressions. As I was giving a girl a Brazilian Wax yesterday, she said I was worth the extra charge because I was the goat. That's one animal I've never been compared to before, but once she explained, I was flattered. 


Wednesday, January 27, 2021

 Don't worry, we can find your kitty in the snow. Come see us so you can play, play play!



Tuesday, January 26, 2021


 Sponge bob should have gone to us, because we are the pain free waxing emporium!!!

Monday, January 25, 2021


 If your kitty is wearing a fur coat, you need to come see the wax specialists at the Mark & M.E. and Wax It All Salons!

Sunday, January 24, 2021


 I totally agree!!!    Getting a Brazilian Wax  makes you feel like you have super powers!

Saturday, January 23, 2021


 It's a great time of the year to start waxing your legs!

Friday, January 22, 2021


 I'm not sure if our clients would think this is funny, be offended or want one! 

Thursday, January 21, 2021


 Actually, he should go to Mark & M.E. 

Tuesday, January 19, 2021


 That's what I feel like sometimes!!!!!    www.marknme.com

Monday, January 18, 2021


 I can't even imagine how much art work I could make with all the pubic hair I have removed in my lifetime. 

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Saturday, January 16, 2021


 I put ads on Google Business every day or two. When I tried to do a collection of pics to advertise our skincare line, the bottom of this pic was cut off so you couldn't read Mark & M.E. Google rejected the pic. Apparently it looked pornographic even though that wasn't my intent! 

Friday, January 15, 2021

These are the kinds of conversations we like to have at the salon and I'm happy to say I had a few of them yesterday! Happy Friday Everyone!!


 

Thursday, January 14, 2021


 A client tried to get into a heated political discussion with me during her wax yesterday. I don't want to talk politics at the salon. I prefer our normal topic - SEX

Wednesday, January 13, 2021


 Woohoo the sun is out in Rochester New York!!!! Oh crap, I need a wax...... come see us.....,

Tuesday, January 12, 2021


 I started at Mark & M.E. in 1987 doing nails. After beauty school, I started doing facials and waxing. Throughout my career, I have never dreaded going to work. I get excited every day about the clients I get to see & how happy I can make them. I feel like a kid playing in a sandbox ~ except now my sandbox is covered in pubic hair...

Monday, January 11, 2021


 Most people get waxed every 4-5 weeks. The more you wax, the finer and thinner your hair comes in and the less it hurts. So if you're a fan of Valentine's Day, then you'll want to come in this week so you can get waxed again right before that special day!

Sunday, January 10, 2021


 You may be tempted to get lazy about working out, but don't get lazy with your visits to our salons. We are OPEN!!!

Friday, January 8, 2021


 It feels like the cast and crew of Mark & M.E. and Wax It All have been granted a Hall Pass by the governor since he didn't shut us down today!!!!

Thursday, January 7, 2021


 This is cute and provocative all in one!

Wednesday, January 6, 2021


 I love home Bikini Wax stories!

Tuesday, January 5, 2021


 If we close down again, I can see this happening! Come get a wax before it's too late!!

Monday, January 4, 2021


 Waxing is most definitely a necessity, especially when we are in quarantine and having more sexy time!

Sunday, January 3, 2021


 Next week marks 3 years since we opened Wax It All and I couldn't be happier with the salon, our staff and our clientele. In spite of COVID, we are here to stay!!

Saturday, January 2, 2021


 I'm glad waxing isn't on that list or we would be living in a jungle!

Friday, January 1, 2021


 We survived 2020 and look forward to making everybody bald as a baby in 2021!