Happy Memorial Day. 

Love, the team at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All. 

 A man yelled "holy ravioli" while I was waxing him. When I came across this picture all I could think of was that his ravioli wouldn't be lonely once his wife got a peek at his Brazilian Wax!

Pretty piggies and hairless body parts look best on the beach so hurry up and come see the amazing staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All before this holiday weekend begins!

 Our Wax It All staff has a great sense of humor! We had way too much fun today to call what we do work!!

 Huge shout out to the staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All for doing such a great job while we were away. Guess we need to take more vacations!

 

Tough leaving this view but rumor has it there are a lot of hairy hoo-ha's that have missed M.E. See ya tomorrow at Mark & M.E.

 Waxing designs in men's chests. Do you really think this is a thing? 

 

Shout out to our very own Jody for reminding me that sometimes hair can be sexy!

 This is the perfect sentiment for all the waxing staff at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All. 

 Love Brazilian Waxing memes!

 If Mark & M.E. has helped you get waxed and you've already been vaxed, like and share this post!

 

It's common for women to call out for Jesus during a Brazilian Wax. I feel bad when I have to tell them that he probably isn't going to help.  Jesus doesn't take the wheel during the service, I do. 

I gave a  76 year old man a Brazilian the other day. As we were cashing him out, I asked him how he felt. He did a little dance and said "I feel like a newborn baby!" Yea, that's what this is all about!

 A girl told me her girlfriend convinced her to go somewhere else to get a Brazilian Wax and it was an absolute disaster. After the painful, incomplete hour was over, my client told her friend that she has been going to the Rolls Royce of Waxers for years and she would never go anywhere else again. All I know is that if I'm a Rolls Royce, it's going to be a funky and super fun one!

 Happy to say some men actually wax like us girls!

 

I've spent a career removing pubic hair and here someone is selling wigs for that exact area. I guess I should have saved all the hair I removed the past 30 years, because then I could have started my own business selling vagina wigs. What an interesting business venture. 

 

Love, the team at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All - including Bandit! 💖

Don't let the rainy days get you down! Pamper yourself at the salon, keep a positive attitude and don't be afraid to dance in the rain!

 A lady told her coworker she was going to the torture chamber after work. (a.k.a. the Mark & M.E. Salon😂) Honestly, I wanted to strap her down! Brazilian Waxing isn't that bad!!

 Some bodies are more difficult to wax than others. The size, shape and amount of flexibility a client has can really impact our ability to get into all the nooks and crannies. When you're flexible, however, it's easier for us to see your hair and be more thorough. In addition, a flexible limb will cause your skin to be more taut which will make the service less painful. So you might want to stretch before you come in for your wax. 

 I waxed a woman yesterday who hadn't been in for nearly two years. One of the first things she yelled was 'fudge ripple.' Then it was 'fudge ripple, the ice cream because now I scream!' By the end, she forgot all about the ice cream and was back to the good old-fashioned f' word.

 Mark & Mary Elizabeth will be playing hooky from work May 14-24. Please plan your hair & hair removal appointments accordingly!

 A woman in her 50's decided it was time to try that "Brazilian thing" because her white hair was pokey, pokey, pokey just like this hedge hog. 

 A Brazilian Wax refers to the removal of all the pubic and rectal hair. Covering the area with your hands not only makes it impossible for us to do our job, it's annoying.  And, believe me, you never want to annoy a woman who is putting hot wax between your legs!

 Doves are beautiful creatures in the wild. Dove soap, however, can cause wild bumps and even infections when used on certain body parts. Therefore, if you're struggling with ingrown hairs or certain kinds of personal recurring infections, you may want to switch the soap you use.