One in six kitties that come in for a Brazilian Wax just can't help whipping off their mask.

You are never too old to start waxing!

Last week I had an incident during a Brazilian where I was extremely grateful I was wearing a mask.

A client told me a funny story on Saturday. She walked into a supermarket with her dog in a carrier that had a netting over it. As she was entering the store, the dog sneezed. At that moment, there was a couple walking by her. The woman told my client that she needed to put a mask on her dog. My client told the woman she needed to put a mask on her snatch! The husband started to laugh, the woman wanted to know what was so funny, he told her it was nothing and they left the store.

Yesterday I told you about my client who cooked her frozen peas on her COVID cootch after her Brazilian Wax. As I was finishing her service, we talked about the possibility of a 2nd wave and the salon being forced to close this winter. I told her if we close again that Wegmans will have to make sure they have a super large order of frozen peas on stock for when we reopen.

Some of the first cootchy waxes after COVID were pretty rough. One woman, who normally comes every 4 weeks, had a lot more redness than usual and she said her skin felt hot when she got home. To combat the heat and redness, she put a bag of frozen peas on her skin. Yesterday she told me that her skin was so hot that it cooked the peas!

One of my clients moved to another state. She sent me the description of the place she gets waxed, because she still can't believe that a Brazilian is a 45 minute service. I can't believe it either.

Does anyone else see what I see? Even the color...

This is why we get Brazilian Waxes ladies!

I've spent a career removing human pubes and it has been fun & rewarding - but REAL CLOWN PUBES??????  And don't forget the unpleasant odor!

Also, Brazilian Wax Day when the salon reopened after the quarantine!

Funny chest wax story:  I had a slender man with big feet and even bigger sneakers lying on my table. When I started to wax his chest, he was pretty calm until I got to his nipples. I waxed half of one nipple and he clinked his big sneakers together and yelled, "my nips! my nips!" That scenario repeated until his nipples were hair free.

Women say all sorts of crazy things when they come in for a wax - especially after a long absence. Yesterday, a client came in, pointed to her bikini area and said, "I brought you a midget."

A young woman was thrashing on my wax table. I was using my body weight to hold her one leg down. Her boyfriend was holding her upper body securely so she wouldn't fall off the table. She was sweating profusely and being quite dramatic. At one point she yelled "I should've kept my afro on - you're ruining my weave!"

Organic isn't always better...

The patterns we could wax on this back are endless!

I would love to wax someone like this. Volunteers?

It's important to wax thoroughly before you wear these sexy tights!

When you get a wax between the cheeks, you want to show the world!

Maybe it's time to try waxing your legs...

Even though COVID is still a serious threat, you don't need to live in an Amazon Forest anymore. We are open!

Finally a mask made for us Brazilian Wax Techs!

Or should we say July 1st since there was this little thing called a pandemic that messed everything up?

Several clients told me they tried to shave between their cheeks during quarantine and the stories were frightening!  Between cutting themselves (recital bleeding is never a good thing)  and the annoying itch when it grew back (which makes you look like you probably don't wash back there), they were very grateful to be back in the salon having it waxed again. And, believe me, we were glad to have you back!

Mark & M.E. and Wax It All want to wish all of you a fun and safe holiday weekend! Thank you for letting us help you prepare to wear your itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikinis!

A woman called desperate to get a Brazilian the same day she called. Why, you may ask? Apparently, her boyfriend belongs to a naked euchre group!

After 4 months in quarantine, this is what many of our client's look like while they are getting waxed in preparation for the holiday weekend!

In my opinion, successful fireworks start with a good old fashioned Brazilian Wax!