I understand that when you move out of town , you have to cheat on me.

Yesterday a girl called to tell us about her experience at another salon. The technician used small strips (like the one's we use for your upper lip or brow) which makes the service take a million times longer. And, believe me, you want this over as quickly as possible. But the funny part is that the technician made her hold a Popsicle stick over the opening of her cootch.

Now that's just fucked up.