Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Two college aged girls came together for a wax. I was really busy so I said, "let's go, get naked, hop on the table." The one girl called me bossy. I have a no-nonsense approach to this whole Brazilian thing and I hate dilly dallying. This is definitely not a service I want to leisurely perform. She had been to the salon before, but it was her first time with me. I told her, "Look. Vagina on. Vagina off. This is something I'd rather not linger over."
In less than ten minutes, they were both completely bald.
As I was leaving the room, they professed their devotion to me. Being bossy isn't being mean. It is how I show I care.

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