Saturday, June 30, 2012

I had a bachelorette party in yesterday for Brazilians. They laughed, took pictures. I highly recommend adding a group wax to your pre-wedding plans. Most brides get Brazilians anyways so why not be a part of her experience. And the best part is the bride hugged me before she left.

Friday, June 29, 2012

A girl repeatedly called me a monster yesterday during her first ever Brazilian amidst her continuous giggling. That was a first.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Another woman told me she worried that if she came for a Brazilian during her period, I would rip out her tampon and it would hit the wall and make a mess. Trust me, I wouldn't want that to happen either.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A girl wanted to get down and dirty with her man. He told her he'd wait until she saw M.E. ~your Brazilian Goddess~

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Several women have asked me if I use less wax if they are less hairy. When doing a Brazilian, it doesn't really matter how much hair you have. I cover the same surface area every time with the same amount of wax which means the same price. Salons who charge you more for the 1st time are taking advantage of you.

Monday, June 25, 2012

One of my client's told her boss to go to Mark & M.E. for a Brazilian. The woman said she was planning to go to a more conservative, upscale salon in the suburbs. My client had a co-worker that went to the other salon and said it was a long, excruciating ordeal and is so happy that she found me. The boss went to the other place anyways. It didn't go well. The co-worker told my client that "we may be low-class, but we get pain free Brazilians!"

Sunday, June 24, 2012

A lot of brides just get a Brazilian for the honeymoon and don't care after that. Believe me, after 25 years of marriage, my Brazilian Bikini Wax is an important now as it was then, if not more.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

June is fun at Mark & M.E. I saw a lot of bride's this week with their hairy bushes getting ready for the big day. It is so cool knowing that I am an important part of their wedding preparations. Even more fun has been all of the former client's who come to town for the weddings who stop by the salon to get a quick rip by me. The loyalty towards me and my Brazilian work is humbling. Thanks ladies.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Most people have never trimmed or shaved the hair by their rectum. A Brazilian Bikini Wax includes that entire region. When I put the wax on that area, most people tend to clench their cheeks together, because it is a strange sensation to have a popsicle stick with hot wax put on that part of the body. When I re-separate the cheeks in order to wax that area, the wax mixed with the long hair reminds me of cobwebs.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Actually, I would probably do just about anything Christian asked. ~your Brazilian sub?~

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

In 50 Shades of Grey, Ana does not get a wax. If Christian wanted me to get a Brazilian, I would have sprinted to the salon.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Our headache woman also told her husband that there were a lot of doctors at the hospital who were whores. She was determined to find someone to enjoy her Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Monday, June 18, 2012

The woman from yesterday told her husband if he didn't step up to the plate, she'd find someone who knew where the Ibuprofen was. ~your Brazilian storyteller~

Sunday, June 17, 2012

A woman came in all pissed off because she wanted to have sex and her husband said he had a headache. That was 3 weeks ago. ~your Brazilian shrink~

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A woman told me she had a nightmare about coming to the salon to get a Brazilian during her period. She said that when I ripped her lip, her tampon went flying across the room and hit the wall. Glad it was only a dream.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Tampon talk continues.... When the girl rolled on her side, it fell out. ~your Brazilian gynecologist~

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Tampon talk part 2. When a tampon is only inserted half way into the body, it doesn't like to stay there. So every time a woman moves, it inches its way out getting in the way of performing a thorough Brazilian.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Let's talk about tampons. I have absolutely no problem with any woman who comes in for a Brazilian when she has her period as long as she has a clean, fresh tampon in. I do have a problem, however, when the tampon is only put in half way.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

When a body part is covered with a lot of hair, it is often difficult to see what lies beneath. After giving a very hairy woman a Brazilian, she said "it really does look like a rose." Maybe after I finished it could finally smell like one too.

Monday, June 11, 2012

It's funny how life can turn out. I went from teaching toddlers to tending twats.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

A girl went to another salon in Rochester for a Brazilian that specializes in waxing. After a half an hour, the technician said her hair was too coarse to wax. During that time, she only removed a two by two inch patch of hair and there were a ton of strays left behind in that area. The girl called Mark & M.E. in a panic. We told her to come right over. I had her bald in five.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

A client of mine had two of her best friend's drive over two hours just to get Brazilians from me. They all were in the room together offering each other moral support. The first girl was very slender and needed her friend to not only hold her hand, but her leg as well. The friend couldn't believe how hard it was to hold the girl's leg up. When a woman is fighting the wax, they become like a person who is high on drugs. They possess an incredible amount of strength and sometimes I think they could move an insurmountable amount of weight. So if you are coming in for a wax and you're feeling like a weenie, feel free to bring in a friend to help me out.

Friday, June 8, 2012

There are a lot of bald pusses at the Dave Matthews Concert this weekend. ~Brazilians Rock!~

Thursday, June 7, 2012

I remember women by different things. For example, a girl came in yesterday that reminded me she was the one who's calves sweat. I remembered.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

A clitoris the size and shape of a quarter. Couldn't believe it. Another first. ~your Brazilian informant~

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The whole naked and pain thing really freaks some girls out. A girl, who was obviously anxious about getting waxed, asked me if doing Brazilians was just clinical to me. I said yes, but more than anything, I think they are fun.

Monday, June 4, 2012

While a new girl was waiting for the restroom, she had her legs crossed and was rocking back and forth. She proceeded to tell me that her pussy was already hurting. ~silly Brazilian virgin~

Sunday, June 3, 2012

There is a reason we ask you to use the restroom before your Brazilian.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

A woman walked in the room and warned me that she was sporting a Fro-Gina. ~your Brazilian Soul Train specialist~

Friday, June 1, 2012

Brazilian waxes have increased among women who are reading "Fifty Shades of Grey."