Sunday, June 16, 2013

A girl who came fresh from a shower, walked in the room, took off her pants and discovered she had just gotten her period. She cleaned it up, got on the table, and I gave her a Brazilian. When I was just about to finish, I suggested she go for a drink to celebrate her first wax. Since it was only 8:30 in the morning, I suggested that she get a Bloody Mary. Then I pointed to her vagina and then to myself and said, "get it? Bloody Mary."

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