Monday, March 31, 2014

People ask me on a daily basis how I can do Brazilians for a living. Honestly, I cannot imagine NOT doing Brazilians for a living.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

"The only down side to a fresh Brazilian is the change in your urine stream." Classic line I received yesterday from one of my awesome clients.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

A 40 year old woman told me she could not wait for the day she could retire. I told her I cannot imagine never going to Mark & ME again. In fact, I am saddened that I will be forced to stop one day because my parts are aging faster then I am. I guess it really is true what they say. If you love what you do for a living, you will never work another day in your life.

Friday, March 28, 2014

If I quit waxing, I cannot imagine teaching again. How would I be able to talk about forests or grasslands and keep a straight face?

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Who said you can't teach this old dog new things? Yesterday I did a Brozillian with hard wax and there was no pain, redness, irritation or tears! I was able to rip off the hair without ripping off the skin. It was so cool!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

When a girl asked one of my clients why she would spend money getting a Brazilian, she told her that for sixty dollars, she felt like a million dollars.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

In the book "The Secret," it tells you to verbally express your gratitude. In my professional life, I am extremely grateful for the relationships with my clients that I have developed over the years. And, although it may sound strange, I have to be honest and say that I am also grateful for all of your hairy lady parts, because that is the reason you became a part of my life.

Monday, March 24, 2014

After reading The Happy Hoo-Ha, I know several women who have purchased shower heads with a hose. Not a bad idea.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Women grab me all the time. They grab my arms, my hands, and even my butt. But I had another first at Mark and ME this week. A lady actually grabbed my pubic bone. Although it is no big deal for me to touch you in your private area during a Brazilian, it was strange to have a woman touch me in that part of my body.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Come in for a bikini, leave with a Brazilian. I cannot help it.

Friday, March 21, 2014

A woman told me that for three days after she gets a Brazilian, all she wants to do is have sex. What a shame.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Companies actually teach Speed Waxing. I do not feel like what I do is all about speed. I have always tried to be as efficient as possible, because, for most people, Brazilians hurt. So, in my mind, the more efficiently I complete the service, the more likely you will come back to me a second time.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

I met a woman who owns a waxing salon that has the most creative descriptions of her wax services. She refers to a Bikini Wax as "just outside the box."

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

I took a wax class yesterday, which was strange, because I used to be an educator for a large wax company and I still teach private lessons once in awhile. What I learned is that I really do know a lot about waxing and that it is a lot more fun to do it then to teach it.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Habits can be good or bad. Pulling out your eyelashes or grinding your teeth are a bad habit. Enjoying your Brazilian on a regular basis is definitely a good one.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

A lot of my clients read The Happy Hoo-Ha in my waiting room while they wait for their appointment. In the book I told a story about when one of my clients was in high school, she remembers being able to smell another girl even while the other girl was dressed. The other day, I had a client tell me that she had the same experience with someone she worked with. Unfortunately, if you can smell another person's genitalia while she is dressed, even a Brazilian cannot eradicate the smell.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

I love meeting husbands, fiancé's and boyfriends. Some get embarrassed when they meet me. Some sit out in the car and hide from me. But I had a guy yesterday who told me that it was a pleasure to meet me and that he was a huge fan of my work. That made my day.

Friday, March 14, 2014

A new Brazilian client said a baby swear word and, after a few minutes, said a medium swear word. I started laughing and told her that neither of those words were the most common said in my wax room. When I lifted her leg and waxed her whole lip in one shot, she did not disappoint me. She said the big swear word with a great deal of force and animation.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

I may not have gotten home until the middle of the night, but I refuse to let the snow keep me from the service of the snatch. ~Your Brazilian Warrior~

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Mark & Me has been looking for a licensed cosmetologist for over a month to join our team. We have only had one person apply and it was not the right fit. If we cannot find help, I am just going to have to train Mark to help me out. He does a mean Brazilian on me, and I know he could make you laugh as much as I do.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I am excited to share that I sent my manuscript to Amazon yesterday to begin the editing process of my second book. It is called The Happy Hen House and I hope to have it published by Summer. Believe it or not, I had enough stories to create an even longer book about my life in the Big, Bad Bush.

Monday, March 10, 2014

I will never understand why a husband would not want to come into the room with his wife while she gets a Brazilian. It isn't as if he hasn't ever seen it before.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

You're never too old to get a Brazilian.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

One of my client's was so excited about getting a Brazilian that she was hoping it would lead to lamp-breaking sex.

Friday, March 7, 2014

A woman asked my daughter if it was awkward having a mom that did Brazilians for a living. Kaylah said, "No, not really. In fact, she waxes me."

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The cool thing about a book signing is now there are people from places like New Mexico, Arkansas, and Wisconsin who are learning about The Happy Hoo-Ha!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

I met an old guy named Bob at a coffee shop who asked me what I wrote a book about. I told him it was a book about Brazilian Bikini Waxing. He told me he likes to take pictures of Brazilian Women in thongs. Friends for life.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Earlier in the year, my sister and I saw a fin in the ocean while we were kayaking, so we chased it. The other day, my girlfriend told me that doing Brazilians for a living was a perfect job for me, because I am the kind of person that likes to chase fins.

Monday, March 3, 2014

In the movie Borat, someone tells Borat that he should buy a Corvette because it is a pussy magnet. It is a really funny scene, because he is completely intrigued by the notion of acquiring this so-called pussy magnet. What made me really laugh is that I have a Corvette and I attract pussies. ~Your Brazilian Magnet~

Sunday, March 2, 2014

It is always funny when I see clients out socially. You never know what they will refer to me as to their friends. Last night I was called The Vagina Lady.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

I owned a fur coat for over 20 years that I never wore, because it made me uncomfortable knowing how many animals were killed to make the coat. I finally got rid of it, because I could not even stand having it hang in my closet. It is ironic how anti-fur I was even before I started doing Brazilians for a living.