Sunday, November 30, 2014

Last day of "no shave november." Music to this wax technicians ears! #Brazilians 

Saturday, November 29, 2014

If you're interested to hear about the different shapes I leave on women when they get a Brazilian, go to The Happy Hoo-Ha Live! on UTube and listen from 5:55 for about two minutes. You'll hear about the Patrick story, which is one of my favorites.

Friday, November 28, 2014

I hope you aren't too full to enjoy all of my hard work today. #Brazilians #marknme #Blackfriday

Thursday, November 27, 2014

I am thankful for the thousands of women who have entrusted their precious lady parts to me. It has been a wonderful journey.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Someone told me they were doing the Turkey Trot this year.  I thought she said Turkey Twat. I can't seem to get that body part out of my mind, ever.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Wegman's isn't the only place in Rochester you need to go to in order to prepare for your Thanksgiving dinner. #marknme #Brazilians 

Monday, November 24, 2014

Yes, I am the ultimate porcupine slayer!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Yesterday I blogged about a man who yelled vowels during his Brazilian instead of swearing. A client commented that it was like going back to grade school.  It was like grade school, in more ways than one.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Another first at #marknme. I was giving a young man a Brazilian, and instead of swearing, he yelled "A,E,I,O,U!"

Friday, November 21, 2014

The Happy Hoo-Ha has gone Live!  Check out my stand--up routine at The Comedy Club. Feel free to "like" and "share" it.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Thank you for joining me at the Comedy Club in Webster last night. I love making people laugh. I love vaginas. And I love everyone who came to support me!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Sexy isn't just for summertime, you know. Your lady parts cannot differentiate between the seasons. She wants to be sexy all year long.  So bundle up and come get a Brazilian today before you need a shovel for more things than snow.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Please join M.E. at the Comedy Club in Webster tomorrow night at 7 pm for The Rage Against The Vageen, an all women comedy event. And yes, I will be doing stand-up for the first time ever!

Monday, November 17, 2014

After a couple finished fooling around, the man got up, looked in the mirror, and said, "what's in my teeth?" That's when she realized it was time for a Brazilian.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

This beautiful woman from Georgia has proven that The Happy Hoo-Ha has made it down south, in more ways than one!

Saturday, November 15, 2014

I know a lot of men who'd like to have a full course meal with the little man in the pink canoe.
Fondly, Sassysnatch

Friday, November 14, 2014

Last night at the comedy club, a comedienne said that black men don't like to get face to face with the little man in the pink canoe. I think if more women got rid of the sea weed on their boats, the canoe would be much more appealing. #Brazilians #marknme

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Just for the record, my photo from the Spirit Magazine was not photoshopped. Brazilians keep me young.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

There have actually been complaints that my Midtown ad was pornographic and not appropriate for a fitness magazine. I thought the concept was pretty clever and I was careful that none of my lady parts were showing. I guess everyone's idea of porn is a little different.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Talk about taking risks.  This is my latest ad in Midtown's Spirit Magazine.

Monday, November 10, 2014

So now I am taking another risk. It may be smaller then changing careers, but it's still a risk.  I am participating in a local event called Rage Against The Vageen at The Comedy Club on November 19th. No, I've never dreamed about being a comedian, but I think I've figured out how to make my profession funny and have published two "happy" books to back me up. My goal has always been to take the awkward out of getting a Brazilian and make it a fun experience. I'm excited for the opportunity to make people laugh. I am The Happy Hoo-Ha lady, you know.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

I got a Masters Degree in 1989 and taught elementary school for a few years. I think I was pretty good at teaching, but I didn't love it. One day I took a risk, went to Cosmetology School and joined Mark at the salon. That was one of the smartest risks I ever took. I had a really great week.  I laughed a lot and I hugged a lot. So my sermon on this beautiful Sunday morning is as follows. Don't be afraid of change. Don't be afraid to take risks. I never expected that I'd be waxing vaginas for a living, but it is has been an amazing journey and I've enjoyed every minute of the ride.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

I hurt people and they hug me. God, I love my job! #Brazilians #marknme

Friday, November 7, 2014

Some things really do "hurt so good."  Try a Brazilian today.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

You can't put a price tag on feeling sexy. #Brazilians #marknme

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

When a woman was thinking about finding a salon to get a Brazilian, her boyfriend told her that his ex-wife goes to Mark & M.E.  {excerpt from The Happy Hoo-Ha}

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

I've been away from the salon for ten days and I can't wait to get back to work today.  I guess I'm not ready to retire yet. #Brazilians #marknme

Monday, November 3, 2014

The weather is changing and it's hard to feel sexy as we pull out the bulky sweaters and the winter coats.  Treat yourself this winter season to pretty lingerie and a perfectly pampered...

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Don't be afraid of the pain.  Be afraid of the pleasure #Brazilians  #marknme

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Please remember that "No Shave November" is not okay. #Brazilians   #marknme