Saturday, February 28, 2015

Saturday.  Sunshine.  Snatches.  Psyched.  Just ignore the below zero windchill.

Friday, February 27, 2015

This is M.E. getting Lavish Lashes put on.  It's funny how we remove hair from some places and put it on others.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

I just wanted to let you know that men's Brazilians take more then 10 minutes.  There are certain parts that just can't be rushed.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

When I woke up this morning, I saw that it was snowing again.  My first thought was that it will be slower at work today because of the weather. And then I remembered that sexy doesn't care if it's snowing, raining or if the sun is shining. Feeling sexy should be everyday no matter what.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Happy Birthday to the man who has worked tirelessly for the past 31 years to keep my hoo-ha happy!

Monday, February 23, 2015

My girlfriend and I hung out with a lady from Hawaii at Bar American on Saturday night.  When she asked me what I did for a living, I told her I owned a salon and I'm also a writer. When she asked the names of my books, I told her that I couldn't tell her, I had to show her. So I pulled out my card and handed it to her. Once again, my business card provoked outrageous laughter.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Last night, I flew to New York to see 50 Shades The Musical with my best friend.  It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on stage.  Christian looked like a mix between Drew Carey and Chris Farley, and his performance made me laugh off every stitch of makeup I had on. If I wasn't obsessed with 50 before, I most definitely am now. This was one instance that a hairy chest couldn't have been any more endearing. Check it out.  You'll thank me.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Last 50 Shades comment... aside from the leg and pubic hair, I just didn't get the same feelings watching them as I did reading about them.

Friday, February 20, 2015

More 50 Shades...It's impossible not to notice that Christian is overdue for a little personal grooming as well. I really think they needed M.E. to be their professional consultant in this matter.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

50 Shades cont...I'm not sure if it's a familial trait, but even my nephew noticed the hair on Ana's thighs standing on end during the first sex scene in the movie. I think it was to show she was excited, or maybe just cold.  All I know is that I fantasized, not about Christian touching me for the first time, but waxing those bad boys bare.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Just for the record, it is obvious in the movie 50 Shades of Grey that Ana hasn't gotten a Brazilian yet.  That doesn't happen until the next movie. I wonder how I knew that?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Since I use a new stick every time, I go through a stupid amount of large craft sticks. I try to buy them whenever Michaels has a 25% off sale.  The cashiers often ask why I buy such a large quantity, and I normally just say that I own a salon. Yesterday, however, I must have been feeling feisty. When the woman asked me what kind of craft I was doing, I said vagina's. Her expression was priceless.

Monday, February 16, 2015

She was shaking.
As I was taking.
The mounds of hair.
That interfered with baking.

There was no faking.
Her body's quaking.
But now she's making
Love cuz she's bare.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Hundreds of men received the most tasty treats this Valentines Day, thanks to the Mark & M.E. Salon in Rochester, NY!

Saturday, February 14, 2015

I guess #marknme is a fitting name of our salon since Mark & M.E. celebrate 28 years of marriage on this very sexy and very romantic day.

Friday, February 13, 2015

The girl that I left the Skinny Vag-a-tini on said she would be proud to say that her vagina was the model for our new design. I love when women have pride in their hoo-ha's!

Thursday, February 12, 2015

When I leave a triangle on the front of a woman, I call it a martini glass. Yesterday, a girl asked me to be creative and leave something small and cute.  So I left her a small and dainty triangle. While I was admiring my work, I had another epiphany. In keeping up with current trends, I believe it is fitting to coin this new look as a Skinny Martini, or maybe a Skinny Snatch Martini....what do you think?

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Did you know that the clitoris is the only organ designed purely for pleasure? That is why it is important to keep things looking pretty in that area.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

The first time I was on with The Chamberboys, they called me a milf. I had forgotten all about it, because it was an expression I had never heard of. They reminded me of that last night on the air, so I just looked it up in the Urban Dictionary.  I'm not sure if I should be flattered or go back and spank them!

Monday, February 9, 2015

People often have strange reasons for wanting a Brazilian. A man in his 40's was doing various things to prepare his body for the local Polar Plunge.  He thought if he shocked his body in different ways, the plunge would be easier to handle. So he did snow angels in his underwear.  He walked barefoot to the end of his driveway. Lastly, he came to Mark & M.E. and got a Brazilian Wax.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

I guess I can leave the shape of a heart on you if you ask really nicely.
~Brazilian Artist~

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Feel like it's a Valentine pre-game show at #marknme today.  Bring it on Rochester!

Friday, February 6, 2015

It's hard not to feel a connection with a woman when your head is between her legs.
~Bonding through a Brazilian~

Thursday, February 5, 2015

I was talking to a nurse about doing Brazilians on men. She told me that it wouldn't bother her, because, as a nurse,  she has seen more penises than a prostitute.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Do unto others? How many of you would like to trade places with me and give me a Brazilian?

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Strive for vageen delirium this Valentine's Day. #Brazilians #marknme

Monday, February 2, 2015

Go for v-j-jay dominance this Valentine's Day. #Brazilians #marknme

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Be a Vagina Diva this Valentine's Day. #Brazilians #marknme