You know I finished the Brazilian on the girl from yesterday who fell off the bed. Her sister held one leg, I held the other, and, the next thing she knew, she was bald.

Interesting day when giving a Brazilian to an 8 month pregnant woman is easier than doing a young, slender woman who thrashes so much after each rip that she falls off the bed.

If you don't have someone specific to get a Brazilian for, that's okay. Pick up a copy of "50 Shades of Grey" and you'll have no problem enjoying your Brazilian on your own.

If your man can go forever, it's time to be more creative in the bedroom. Long bouts of pounding can really make a woman sensitive, especially when she gets a Brazilian.

I don't understand why every woman doesn't get a Brazilian. Sex is better. If you feel the same way, tell a friend.

A girl asked her friend if she'd give her a Brazilian. The friend said she'd rather give her a kidney.

I did lots of Spring Cleaning this week on lots of lucky women. Hope everyone is taking advantage of their perfectly groomed lawns.
Cheers to Brazil in Spring!

I received the nicest compliment. A woman told me that she felt more comfortable naked with me than in underwear at another upscale salon in Rochester. Thank you for that.
~your Brazilian BFF~

The first time a woman gets a Brazilian tends to be the funniest. After cleaning up, a woman said, "How am I ever gonna keep my hands off of it!"

I wrote a post about spring cleaning your snatch. A Facebook Friend asked me if my type of gardening ever required pesticides. Unfortunately, sometimes it does.
~your Brazilian pest control specialist~

It can be interesting how referrals come my way. A woman mentioned to her boyfriend that she was thinking about getting a Brazilian. He told her that his ex-wife said that the owner of Mark & M.E. was really good and really thorough.

Weather is beautiful. It's the first day of Spring. Time to spring clean your snatch.
~your Brazilian gardener~

I have had some clients suggest that I send Beaver Reminder Cards when they are due for a Brazilian. I think that it would be pretty obvious that it is time for a wax when your man is choking on your pubic hair.

So I'm a little obsessed with pussies. Got a problem with that?
~your Brazilian Goddess~

A woman walked out of my room after enduring her first Brazilian and yelled, "a man must have invented that sadistic shit!"

A lot of people agree that farting is different.
~your Brazilian Gas Master~

A man drove by the salon and noticed my car. It's pretty and yellow. When he got close to it, he read the license plate. It says "waxitall.' His wife mentioned that she wanted to get a Brazilian and didn't know where to go. He told her about the car and how it had a license plate that said something about taking it all off. Now I have a new client because of my car.

As an adult, things are so different when you get a Brazilian and are bald. For example, I had a client tell me that farting was a lot different when you are waxed. Not only do the farts vibrate, they make a lot more noise.

A girl threatened to wrap her legs around my neck. Brazilians can be dangerous.

Jillian Michaels says that sex is good for your health. Mary Elizabeth says that sex is better with a Brazilian.

I had a guy come into the room with his girlfriend to film her Brazilian. He said he likes to document first experiences. When I lifted her leg, he couldn't see her parts, so he moved to the end of the bed. When he got close, he realized how red her skin was and that there was a little blood. His face got pale and I had to tell him if he was going to faint, he needed to sit down. So I have to ask you, who are the real pussies?

In the middle of a Brazilian, a client said "you are a FREAK for doing this!" I'm okay with that.

Get a Brazilian and your man will pant for your pussy.

Today is my 700TH consecutive blog. Vagina's, rectums and women are a fascinating trio that keep me laughing on a daily basis. It has been a crazy career choice and I may be a little crazy, but I'm not done talking about twats yet, so stay tuned....
~your Brazilian Blogger~

Couples often come in the room together. Men seem to like to watch their women get a Brazilian. I teased a husband about having to floss because his wife hadn't been in to see me in a few months. He told me he was on a diet.

I love it when my clients take a half or full day off work so they can get a Brazilian. That's dedication.

Getting a Brazilian won't give you an infection. There are a lot of reasons one can get an infection in the vag, but it's not from getting waxed unless the place you go is really nasty. You're safe at Mark & M.E.

Still liking the idea of the Ass Jack.
~your Brazilian inventor~

I have written nearly 700 consecutive blogs about my intimate experiences with the female anatomy and their owners. The main purpose of this endeavor was to find someone to help me publish my manuscript called "The Happy Hoo-Ha" which is also about my experiences as a Brazilian Wax Tech. I would like to reach out again and implore anyone who finds me the least bit funny or interesting to connect me with someone who can help me spread my joy about the vag with others.
~your aspiring Brazilian writer~

After I told a friend about the girl from yesterday, she had an excellent suggestion. What if I were to develop a device similar to a car jack that would be able to separate the cheeks of women who can't hold their own asses apart.
~your Brazilian developer~

I had a girl come in for a Brazilian who had a significant amount of Junk in her Trunk. She brought a friend in for moral support since it was her first time. When I asked her to roll on her side and lift her cheek, she said she couldn't because her ass was too heavy and her hand was too sweaty. This is when we had to ask the friend to come help hold her cheek up.