It is another dreary day in Rochester. I would like to recommend that all my girls stay in bed and enjoy their Brazilian. Like this if you're able to start your Sunday the same way.

I told the camper from yesterday that I would hate for her to get attacked because a wild animal tried to hide in her jungle. ~your Brazilian Conservationist~

I got an email from a girl who was desperate to get in for a Brazilian. She was going camping and didn't want to be another bush in the woods.

A woman was excited to try a new recipe for dinner that she learned about from a friend who was a chef. When she told her man about the dinner, she also told him she was going to Mark & M.E. that same day. She said she was giving him a Brazilian for dessert.

After all my blogs about the various designs women have requested, a friend suggested I consider expanding my services and start offering Pussy Artistry. She wanted to be my first client who asked for something original and requested a dragon fly. I gave her an invisible one. ~your Brazilian artist~

Speaking of shapes... I had a woman ask me for a pyramid. She wanted her triangle up-side-down. I have to admit is was difficult to do because of the logistics of holding the skin by the hood taut enough to get a flat base. The strange part of this story is that one week later, another woman asked me for the same thing! Are we seeing pyramids on porn? Help me out. ~your creative Brazilian design team~

A woman wanted me to leave a Wheat Thin shape in front of her bikini line. Cheese and crackers anyone?

I'm spending the day editing my manuscript one last time before I send it to Amazon for publishing. Hopefully my quirky book about Brazilians is a hit!

Brazilian bikini waxing has been around for 25 years which is really hard to believe. So my question is if it has been a beauty option since 1987, then why doesn't everyone do it?

Today is my 900TH consecutive post about Brazilians. I wanted to say that I've seen 900 different kinds of vagina's, but the truth is that no two vagina's are exactly alike, so I've actually seen way more than that. ~The Vagina Examiner~

Our salon is directly across the street from a Burger King. No matter if you are in the drive thru or dining room, you can't miss our large brick farm house with the huge red awning that says "Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian." I had a client go to Burger King with her boyfriend and his adult son. As soon as they ordered, she said she was walking across the street to the salon. The son noticed the sign and was shocked she was going to Mark & M.E. The father quickly commented that she was just getting her legs waxed.

Two years ago I started this blog to promote a manuscript I wrote. Since nothing has happened with it, I have decided to work with Amazon to self publish my book. If you have enjoyed my funny, gross and sometimes shocking blogs about my Brazilian lifestyle, I think you'll enjoy the book. Stay tuned...

Not only does my lady from yesterday have a scar from her hair removal misadventure, she is stuck with an expensive depilatory unit that she is petrified to ever use again. ~Brazilian Waxing Rocks!~

I have many clients from the Geneseo area which can be as far as an hour away from Rochester. I'm flattered by their loyalty to me but completely understand when they choose different hair removal options. One client listened to a friend and tried an Epilator. Shortly after grooming her lady parts, she became very ill. She felt sick, tired and flu-ish. The ingrown turned into a boil and became seriously infected. She was forced to take highly potent anti-biotics which, of course, lead to a raging yeast infection. If gone untreated much longer, our client would have ended up in the hospital. Waxing versus Epilator? You decide.

If you need to hang onto something, I don't care what it is as long as it's not my arm. I need both of them to do a good job. ~battling through Brazilians~

Love when a client asked for the top of a Martini Glass to be left on the front of her bikini line. It means she follows my blog! ~Cheers to Brazilian talk!~

Your first Brazilian is a lot like losing your virginity; the first time is the worst.

A new client, who had been following this blog for a long time, came into my room saying she was going to behave so she didn't end up on the blog. When we were discussing how well she was handling her first Brazilian, she told me that not only had she had two children naturally (meaning no drugs), she had them at home, so the Brazilian was no big deal. How could I not blog that?

I get excited when new clients come in and feel like they know me because they follow this blog. It's also pretty cool to think that strangers read my blog on a daily basis. Most importantly, I'm glad that it is so obvious how much I care about my clients and their pussies. ~your true Brazilian friend~

I have always followed the motto that "fitness is for life." I never understood people who work out only for a vacation or for a special occasion. I like to look and feel good all year round. I believe that Brazilians are also for life, not just for a special occasion or for summer.

I love when new clients promise to try not to fight me. It means they read my helpful wax hint page before coming in for their first Brazilian.

I have a client who spent the summer in New Jersey. The place she liked to get Brazilians charged $75 but that didn't include the rectal area. If you wanted the whole thing, it was $100. I really need to consider relocating.

Yesterday, I heard that people refer to the vagina as a self cleaning oven. I've never heard that expression before and was fairly horrified by it. The premise is that you shouldn't use soap to clean between your legs, just water, because soaps can irritate the area and the vagina has the ability to clean itself. Furthermore, they say your oven should have a smell to it. If you believe in this practice, I applaud your confidence about your terrific smelling kitchen appliance, but I'd really prefer a little bit of oven cleaner applied to the area before you come in for a Brazilian.

Your legs and arms don't have any creepy bodily fluids and rarely bleed, so I may use the same stick for a body part like that, but we absolutely don't double dip when we do a Brazilian. So please tell your friends; we ain't sharing any v-j-jay goo with anyone.

I love what people call the shapes they have me leave on the front of their bikini. Yesterday, a girl asked for the top of a martini glass. Perfect! ~your Brazilian artist~

We have a salt scrub in the bathroom for clients to use on their hands. One day, a woman came into the wax room, removed her slacks and undies and hopped up onto my table ready for her Brazilian. I noticed her entire pubis was bright red. I asked her if she had some kind of problem. She told me she used our scrub in the bathroom.

When 2 girls come in together for a Brazilian Bikini Wax, it is always interesting how they decide who will go first. The other day a girl choose to go second because she wanted her anti-anxiety pill to kick in first.

Happy Labor Day! Perfect day to lick a loved one!!

For those of you who just started following me, I also write for a men's online magazine called The Social Gods. Aside from my passion for Brazilian Waxing, I am also passionate about telling guys what to do. My newest article was just posted. Hope you'll check it out. http://thesocialgods.com/when-starting-a-business-isnt-enough

Giving Brazilians to as many young women as I do keeps me current with that age group and, in a way, makes me feel young. So I am finding it totally surreal that my son is 21 today. There is no way that I am old enough. Especially in my mind.