Really hairy women tend to give me a similar satisfied smile when they put on their undies after a long, overdue Brazilian.

When a man has had a hairy back his whole life, there is nothing more rewarding then watching his face when he puts on a shirt after getting his back waxed for the first time.

Thank you for contributing to my Brazilian Cocktail list. My favorites were Vagatini and Not So Fuzzy Navel.

Ok gang, I need your help. I am creating a Brazilian Cocktail Menu and am looking for suggestions to add to the list. One of my creations is called the Crotchmopolitan. I am excited to see what you come up with.

The Urban Dictionary says that a Brazilian Wax is an extremely painful way of removing one's pubic hair. The person who wrote that definition obviously has never been to Mark & M.E.

Woke up this morning and realized I won't be doing another Brazilian for the rest of the year. It's a strange feeling.

I believe in the spirit of Christmas and I hope I have ignited some positive spirit in all of my followers. Have a Happy Holiday and a Happy Hoo-Ha.

When two sisters pressured their mom to get a Brazilian, I never expected her to try to knock me over with her leg, fall half way off the table into her daughter's arms, or cackle like a hyena so loudly that the clients on the first floor could hear her, but that is exactly what happened.

Society refers to having a lot of pubic hair as natural. Does that mean that all of the bald people in the world are unnatural? ~Brazilian Question of The Day~

Not only did the Christmas Holly look like a bat, it kind of looked like a mustache as well. Maybe I should just stick to a landing strip. ~Baffled Brazilian Artist~

A woman asked for a mistletoe. Her hair wasn't really the right texture so she left with what looked like Christmas Holly. Or maybe a bat. ~your Brazilian Artist?~

Sometimes the stress from getting a Brazilian will elicit hot flashes in women. And it's kind of funny when the bikini line gets all flushed.

I gave a motivational speech at Midtown last night. Believe it or not, I can talk about something besides Brazilians!

And for those of you who saw Walden get that Gentleman's Brazilian, aren't you glad I don't put you on your hands and knees?

I saw Walden on Two and a Half Men get a Brazilian this week. It is the second time I saw someone get a wax on television where the technician was standing between the client's knees. Now that seems awkward.

I love when new clients go to our website and read the Brazilian Wax Helpful Hint list. I designed it to make the experience less intimidating and offer some hints to make it go easier. A new client wanted to know what I meant by "not fighting me," because she said she would feel bad if she did something wrong. It was the first time anyone ever really wanted specifics about what that meant and I truly appreciated her concern.

Last Sunday I had you check out the site that the woman from Australia graciously blogged about me and The Happy Hoo-Ha. This Sunday I would like you to take a look at the professional site I had done so that people can find something when they search my name on the internet. http://www.menesser.com

An online review said my blogs, although anonymous, were unprofessional. I have tried my entire career to make what could be an uncomfortable and humiliating service fun and comfortable and I will not apologize. ~Your Proud Brazilian Blogger~

The funniest part of waxing the woman from yesterday was when I turned her on her side, she told me that I put her in a sexual position. No, that's not awkward.

When a new client is really nervous about the pain, I start with the Happy Trail, because that area isn't very sensitive. As I was trying to convince a woman yesterday that it wasn't so bad, she said "of course that area doesn't hurt. It's all fat and fat doesn't hurt." ~Brazilian Strategy Compromised~

One of the book club ladies wanted to know the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me during a Brazilian. So many bizarre things have happened over the years that it was impossible to narrow it down to just one incident.

I was the surprise guest at a book club that was supposed to read The Happy Hoo-Ha last month. But, like most book clubs, the majority did not read the book. Fortunately, it really did not matter.

If Sasquatch was real, he'd hate me. ~The Brazilian Terminator~

Please clink on the following link and read what this beautiful woman from Australia just blogged about yours truly. http://www.dailywithkate.com/

I told the woman from yesterday who was admiring her Brazilian that her man wouldn't be able to stop touching her. She said she didn't care about him. She wasn't going to be able to stop touching herself!

A woman in her 40's was completely blown away by her first Brazilian experience. She said she hadn't seen her lady parts since she was a little girl. She admitted that after I finished the service, she was admiring what it looked like in the mirror from a variety of angles.

One of my client's teenaged son developed a pilonidal cyst between his butt cheeks from hair that got imbedded and infected. He had to have the cyst drained to relieve the pressure and the pus. His doctor told him he needed to keep that area hair free. See, waxing is a medical necessity.

Women often come in for a Brazilian just to prove to themselves that they have the courage to do it but don't plan to do it more than once. Then they realize how amazing it is.

A was talking to a group of ladies and one of my friend's told them I had no filter. Now what fun would my Brazilians be if I had a filter?

Remember that I did not drag you into the salon by your hair (on your head or otherwise) and force you to get it done. You made the appointment of your own free will. So it isn't fair to fight me. ~Brazilian Rule #10~

Don't eat beans before your wax. ~Brazilian Rule #9~