Today is my 1400th consecutive blog. No OCD here. And yesterday, I had more views on a blog then ever before. The closest I ever got was when I announced that we offered Men's Brazilians at the salon. Thank you for all of your support. I will try to continue to keep you amused with my ramblings.

I put a full page ad in a local magazine this month. It had a woman laying against a couch, dressed in a leotard and jacket, and she had heels on. I thought it was tasteful and a little sexy, which is how you should feel after going to a beauty salon. I didn't shove the word Brazilian in anyone's faces and the only skin showing on this woman was her legs. Some people complained that the ad was too risqué. It boggles my mind that anyone would find this ad inappropriate or distasteful. Maybe after all of these years looking at naked people I have a distorted view of what is risqué and inappropriate. Either way, people are talking about Mark & ME and I'm psyched that our name is getting out there.

Hump days are happier with they are hairless. ~Brazilian Wisdom~

A girl came in for a Brazilian. She didn't think I'd remember her, so the first thing she said when she walked in the room was, "I'm the girl who scissored you!" Yep, I remembered her.

Many women wait months between Brazilians in the winter. It's a good time to save money and, unless you are going on vacation, most people do not wear bathing suits this time of year in Upstate New York. Last week, I had the privilege of removing dozens of women's winter fur. It was a lot of work, but it was very satisfying.

It is one of the Brazilian Laws of Physics. If you close your legs while I am pulling off a strip, you will bruise.

I love making women feel sexy.

When I was a little girl, I never imagined that I would be staring at women's rectums all day long.

It's tough to monitor my language on the radio. Brazilian talk needs to be on Sirius radio, don't you agree?

I'm getting ready to go on the radio this morning and can't help but laugh at the notion that I publicly talk about vaginas.

Bathroom habits are just better when you're bald. ~another Brazilian benefit~

I was waxing a 41 year old woman and noticed she had a strange mark on her bikini. Her dermatologist told her it was an age spot. She said that she couldn't believe that even her puss was getting old!

Brazilians make people happy.

Brazilians bring people closer together.

I know an older guy who went fishing with a bunch of his buddies. The one friend told him that when he watched porn, he got a tingle in his naughty parts.

I don't worry about a man getting all tingly when I wax his junk. Believe me, the pain outweighs the tingle every day of the week.

A friend of my mom's told me she hadn't read my book. I asked her if she had a problem with vaginas. She told me that not only did she still have one, she even took it out and used it once in awhile.

They also talked about Male Brazilians on the Golden Globes. Just a reminder to get your man to buck up and get it done.

I loved that they talked about Brazilians on the Golden Globes last night. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

A 31 week pregnant women begged me not to put her into labor with her twins, because she wasn't ready yet. I know I have the control when I do your Brazilian, but, believe it or not, I am not omnipotent.

Some women need to hang onto something during their Brazilian. Often that something is my ass.

I was doing a "Brozillian" on a new guy who said, "You've never been kicked have you?" I couldn't stop laughing.

After two weeks of playing in the sand, it was fun getting back in the bush yesterday. Signed, Your Brazilian Bushwhacker

You would think that it is more important to be waxed in warmer climates, but I cannot even stand how my knee socks feel when my leg hair is growing out, let alone my thermal undies.

Leaving the Sunshine State after almost two weeks and going to single digit temperatures is worse then getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax. In fact, it is more like getting a root canal with no medication.

A coffee table book of shapes could be fun. But what to call it? Sassysnatch Signature Shapes perhaps?

If you want a shape of a snowflake this wintry season, I'd be happy to try it. Since no two snowflakes are exactly alike, I figure it would be impossible for me to screw it up. ~Your Wintertime Brazilian Artist~

When it's this snowy and cold out, I think everyone should get a Brazilian and find a place that has palm trees.

Every day, I copy and paste my blog to Facebook. I know a lot of people criticize this form of social media, but I love my Facebook family. It has been a fun outlet for me to share my Brazilian Tales.

I think yesterday's expression that wished you all a Happy Head, Happy Heart and Happy Hoo-Ha should be everyone's New Years Resolution.

Happy head, happy heart, happy hoo-ha. Oh yea, and Happy New Year!