People ask me on a daily basis how I can do Brazilians for a living. Honestly, I cannot imagine NOT doing Brazilians for a living.

"The only down side to a fresh Brazilian is the change in your urine stream." Classic line I received yesterday from one of my awesome clients.

A 40 year old woman told me she could not wait for the day she could retire. I told her I cannot imagine never going to Mark & ME again. In fact, I am saddened that I will be forced to stop one day because my parts are aging faster then I am. I guess it really is true what they say. If you love what you do for a living, you will never work another day in your life.

If I quit waxing, I cannot imagine teaching again. How would I be able to talk about forests or grasslands and keep a straight face?

Who said you can't teach this old dog new things? Yesterday I did a Brozillian with hard wax and there was no pain, redness, irritation or tears! I was able to rip off the hair without ripping off the skin. It was so cool!

When a girl asked one of my clients why she would spend money getting a Brazilian, she told her that for sixty dollars, she felt like a million dollars.

In the book "The Secret," it tells you to verbally express your gratitude. In my professional life, I am extremely grateful for the relationships with my clients that I have developed over the years. And, although it may sound strange, I have to be honest and say that I am also grateful for all of your hairy lady parts, because that is the reason you became a part of my life.

After reading The Happy Hoo-Ha, I know several women who have purchased shower heads with a hose. Not a bad idea.

Women grab me all the time. They grab my arms, my hands, and even my butt. But I had another first at Mark and ME this week. A lady actually grabbed my pubic bone. Although it is no big deal for me to touch you in your private area during a Brazilian, it was strange to have a woman touch me in that part of my body.

Come in for a bikini, leave with a Brazilian. I cannot help it.

A woman told me that for three days after she gets a Brazilian, all she wants to do is have sex. What a shame.

Companies actually teach Speed Waxing. I do not feel like what I do is all about speed. I have always tried to be as efficient as possible, because, for most people, Brazilians hurt. So, in my mind, the more efficiently I complete the service, the more likely you will come back to me a second time.

I met a woman who owns a waxing salon that has the most creative descriptions of her wax services. She refers to a Bikini Wax as "just outside the box."

I took a wax class yesterday, which was strange, because I used to be an educator for a large wax company and I still teach private lessons once in awhile. What I learned is that I really do know a lot about waxing and that it is a lot more fun to do it then to teach it.

Habits can be good or bad. Pulling out your eyelashes or grinding your teeth are a bad habit. Enjoying your Brazilian on a regular basis is definitely a good one.

A lot of my clients read The Happy Hoo-Ha in my waiting room while they wait for their appointment. In the book I told a story about when one of my clients was in high school, she remembers being able to smell another girl even while the other girl was dressed. The other day, I had a client tell me that she had the same experience with someone she worked with. Unfortunately, if you can smell another person's genitalia while she is dressed, even a Brazilian cannot eradicate the smell.

I love meeting husbands, fiancé's and boyfriends. Some get embarrassed when they meet me. Some sit out in the car and hide from me. But I had a guy yesterday who told me that it was a pleasure to meet me and that he was a huge fan of my work. That made my day.

A new Brazilian client said a baby swear word and, after a few minutes, said a medium swear word. I started laughing and told her that neither of those words were the most common said in my wax room. When I lifted her leg and waxed her whole lip in one shot, she did not disappoint me. She said the big swear word with a great deal of force and animation.

I may not have gotten home until the middle of the night, but I refuse to let the snow keep me from the service of the snatch. ~Your Brazilian Warrior~

Mark & Me has been looking for a licensed cosmetologist for over a month to join our team. We have only had one person apply and it was not the right fit. If we cannot find help, I am just going to have to train Mark to help me out. He does a mean Brazilian on me, and I know he could make you laugh as much as I do.

I am excited to share that I sent my manuscript to Amazon yesterday to begin the editing process of my second book. It is called The Happy Hen House and I hope to have it published by Summer. Believe it or not, I had enough stories to create an even longer book about my life in the Big, Bad Bush.

I will never understand why a husband would not want to come into the room with his wife while she gets a Brazilian. It isn't as if he hasn't ever seen it before.

You're never too old to get a Brazilian.

One of my client's was so excited about getting a Brazilian that she was hoping it would lead to lamp-breaking sex.

A woman asked my daughter if it was awkward having a mom that did Brazilians for a living. Kaylah said, "No, not really. In fact, she waxes me."

The cool thing about a book signing is now there are people from places like New Mexico, Arkansas, and Wisconsin who are learning about The Happy Hoo-Ha!

I met an old guy named Bob at a coffee shop who asked me what I wrote a book about. I told him it was a book about Brazilian Bikini Waxing. He told me he likes to take pictures of Brazilian Women in thongs. Friends for life.

Earlier in the year, my sister and I saw a fin in the ocean while we were kayaking, so we chased it. The other day, my girlfriend told me that doing Brazilians for a living was a perfect job for me, because I am the kind of person that likes to chase fins.

In the movie Borat, someone tells Borat that he should buy a Corvette because it is a pussy magnet. It is a really funny scene, because he is completely intrigued by the notion of acquiring this so-called pussy magnet. What made me really laugh is that I have a Corvette and I attract pussies. ~Your Brazilian Magnet~

It is always funny when I see clients out socially. You never know what they will refer to me as to their friends. Last night I was called The Vagina Lady.

I owned a fur coat for over 20 years that I never wore, because it made me uncomfortable knowing how many animals were killed to make the coat. I finally got rid of it, because I could not even stand having it hang in my closet. It is ironic how anti-fur I was even before I started doing Brazilians for a living.