Last day of "no shave november." Music to this wax technicians ears! #Brazilians 

If you're interested to hear about the different shapes I leave on women when they get a Brazilian, go to The Happy Hoo-Ha Live! on UTube and listen from 5:55 for about two minutes. You'll hear about the Patrick story, which is one of my favorites.

I hope you aren't too full to enjoy all of my hard work today. #Brazilians #marknme #Blackfriday

I am thankful for the thousands of women who have entrusted their precious lady parts to me. It has been a wonderful journey.

Someone told me they were doing the Turkey Trot this year.  I thought she said Turkey Twat. I can't seem to get that body part out of my mind, ever.

Wegman's isn't the only place in Rochester you need to go to in order to prepare for your Thanksgiving dinner. #marknme #Brazilians 

Yes, I am the ultimate porcupine slayer!

Yesterday I blogged about a man who yelled vowels during his Brazilian instead of swearing. A client commented that it was like going back to grade school.  It was like grade school, in more ways than one.

Another first at #marknme. I was giving a young man a Brazilian, and instead of swearing, he yelled "A,E,I,O,U!"

The Happy Hoo-Ha has gone Live!  Check out my stand--up routine at The Comedy Club. Feel free to "like" and "share" it. http://youtu.be/8TB921A8rCk

Thank you for joining me at the Comedy Club in Webster last night. I love making people laugh. I love vaginas. And I love everyone who came to support me!

Sexy isn't just for summertime, you know. Your lady parts cannot differentiate between the seasons. She wants to be sexy all year long.  So bundle up and come get a Brazilian today before you need a shovel for more things than snow.

Please join M.E. at the Comedy Club in Webster tomorrow night at 7 pm for The Rage Against The Vageen, an all women comedy event. And yes, I will be doing stand-up for the first time ever!

After a couple finished fooling around, the man got up, looked in the mirror, and said, "what's in my teeth?" That's when she realized it was time for a Brazilian.

This beautiful woman from Georgia has proven that The Happy Hoo-Ha has made it down south, in more ways than one!

I know a lot of men who'd like to have a full course meal with the little man in the pink canoe.
Fondly, Sassysnatch

Last night at the comedy club, a comedienne said that black men don't like to get face to face with the little man in the pink canoe. I think if more women got rid of the sea weed on their boats, the canoe would be much more appealing. #Brazilians #marknme

Just for the record, my photo from the Spirit Magazine was not photoshopped. Brazilians keep me young.

There have actually been complaints that my Midtown ad was pornographic and not appropriate for a fitness magazine. I thought the concept was pretty clever and I was careful that none of my lady parts were showing. I guess everyone's idea of porn is a little different.

Talk about taking risks.  This is my latest ad in Midtown's Spirit Magazine.

So now I am taking another risk. It may be smaller then changing careers, but it's still a risk.  I am participating in a local event called Rage Against The Vageen at The Comedy Club on November 19th. No, I've never dreamed about being a comedian, but I think I've figured out how to make my profession funny and have published two "happy" books to back me up. My goal has always been to take the awkward out of getting a Brazilian and make it a fun experience. I'm excited for the opportunity to make people laugh. I am The Happy Hoo-Ha lady, you know.

I got a Masters Degree in 1989 and taught elementary school for a few years. I think I was pretty good at teaching, but I didn't love it. One day I took a risk, went to Cosmetology School and joined Mark at the salon. That was one of the smartest risks I ever took. I had a really great week.  I laughed a lot and I hugged a lot. So my sermon on this beautiful Sunday morning is as follows. Don't be afraid of change. Don't be afraid to take risks. I never expected that I'd be waxing vaginas for a living, but it is has been an amazing journey and I've enjoyed every minute of the ride.

I hurt people and they hug me. God, I love my job! #Brazilians #marknme

Some things really do "hurt so good."  Try a Brazilian today.

You can't put a price tag on feeling sexy. #Brazilians #marknme

When a woman was thinking about finding a salon to get a Brazilian, her boyfriend told her that his ex-wife goes to Mark & M.E.  {excerpt from The Happy Hoo-Ha}

I've been away from the salon for ten days and I can't wait to get back to work today.  I guess I'm not ready to retire yet. #Brazilians #marknme

The weather is changing and it's hard to feel sexy as we pull out the bulky sweaters and the winter coats.  Treat yourself this winter season to pretty lingerie and a perfectly pampered...

Don't be afraid of the pain.  Be afraid of the pleasure #Brazilians  #marknme

Please remember that "No Shave November" is not okay. #Brazilians   #marknme