My New Year's Blog 2011: On this last day of the year, I hope everyone finds a way to pay some kind of tribute to that incredible part of the woman's body that brings life unto this magnificent Earth. 

Maybe being bald isn't for you. That's no problem. Try a new look for the New Year. How about a martini glass? Basically it is a triangle that points to the direction that you want your man to go.
~The Brazilian Beautician~

After watching the sunrise this morning, I decided to go back in time and see what I blogged four years ago on this date. I couldn't believe what I had written. 12/29/2010 Blog: I watched the sun rise this morning. I like things that rise.
Brazilian Bewilderment

My hope for the new year is that all the women I have had a connection with in my professional and personal life are happy. And if their hoo-ha's are happy, I'll be even more psyched!

I've been blogging about beavers for almost 5 years. I think I'd like to start blogging in our local newspaper about managing chronic pain, but when they asked if I had an existing blog, I wasn't sure what to say.  I didn't think having a blog entitled Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha was going to give me any brownie points.

Love when a grateful client leaves me a message on one of my most important tools of the trade. This made me happy!

We wish you a hairless Christmas
We wish you a hairless Christmas
We wish you a hairless Christmas
And a Happy Nude You!
love, #sassysnatch

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 drooling daddy's11 pussies primping
10 lips a lushing
9 labia dancing
8 mouths a munching
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
11 pussies primping
10 lips a lushing
9 labia dancing
8 mouths a munching
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
10 lips a lushing
9 labias dancing
8 mouths a munching
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

9 labias dancing

8 mouths a munching

7 snatches smiling

6 guys a licking

5 gold clit rings

4 cheerful beaves

3 frisky hoo-ha's

2 twinkly dildos

and his package standing tall like a tree. 

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
8 mouths a munching
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 6 the day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
6 guys a licking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha's
2 Twinkly dildos
And his package standing tall like a tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
3 frisky hoo-ha's
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
2 twinkly dildos
And his package standing tall like a tree.

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

His package standing tall like a tree. 

You cannot have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha.

I love to make people laugh when I am waxing them. Wouldn't it be nice if doctors tried my approach when they are doing painful things to you too?

Christmas should be a time of joy and love, but everyone seems hurried and annoyed. The roads and stores are crowded and stressful. I think more people should stay home and enjoy their Brazilians.

Only 11 days to give him what he truly wants for Christmas.  You.  #Brazilians #marknme

A woman once asked me to leave the shape of a mistletoe on her bikini area. She said she wanted her man to kiss her under the mistletoe.

Tinsel can be one of the most annoying tree decorations which is why #marknme clients prefer not to have tinsel on their trees.

Have a lot of snow in your driveway? Come to #marknme today. I can clear your driveway down to the pavement in less than 10 minutes!

Most women try to get waxed every four to six weeks. Sometimes, there are extenuating circumstances that make it necessary for a woman to wait longer. This was a first for me that was a bit frightening and I felt compelled to share.  One of my ladies had an encounter with a normal sized white boy who had a not-so-normal sized appendage. Sadly, her insides got torn and she bled so badly that she passed out. Since the bleeding wouldn't stop, she ended up in the emergency room needing internal stitches. I guess there is such a thing as being too big.

16 days left.  Let me slay your porcupine this holiday season. Pic from #thehappyhenhouse 

17 days "til Xmas. Make sure Santa has a smooth place to land his sleigh. #Brazilians #marknme

Only 18 days until Christmas. If you want me to leave the shape of a Christmas Tree on your body when you come in for your holiday Brazilian, it would be my pleasure. Who knows,  maybe you'll get lucky and someone will put something special under your tree?

I know it may feel awkward to keep your socks on during your Brazilian, but trust me, I'm not looking at your feet.

If you don't like vagina talk, that is perfectly fine.  Just don't read my posts.  But I just want to mention, if it wasn't for a vagina, you wouldn't be here.

 I thought I'd give you an audible laugh this morning. Check out this clip from my comedy skit about politics and my license plate. It only lasts about 2 minutes then you can shut it off.
Happy Hoo-Ha:  "License Plate"

Some girls giggle during a Brazilian.  I asked a giggler if she giggled during sex.  She said only when his penis is small!

Although I received a Masters Degree, I didn't get my first computer until I was close to 30 years old. I have tried very hard to keep up with all of the social media demands that have not only helped our business but have helped me sell books. I was excited when my first stand up routine was put on the internet. What I didn't realize was that YouTube refers to "you" on the "tube" and I have been spelling it wrong for as long as I've used the word in print. So for those of you who missed it, my stand up can be found on YouTube, not UTube. Just type in The Happy Hoo-Ha Live! And next time I make an error when I am blogging,  feel free to point it out to me. As long as I don't make an error waxing your private parts, life is good. Believe me, I won't get offended. I'll appreciate the help.

Whether I am gone a week or a weeknd, I always look forward to getting back to the bush. See you tomorrow!