If #Sassysnatch doesn't wake up ready to rip, it's because she is waking up to this. #FlroidaKeys

Like getting my glasses kicked off my face wasn't enough? Earlier this week, a girl kicked me in the ear so hard that my ear was actually ringing for a short while!

I love making hoo-ha's happy.  That's why I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha!

Occupational hazards: Mine just happens to be wrestling with half naked women all day.

I love that the retro Afro look is coming back...on the head.

Getting a Brazilian makes you feel so strong...like you can kick anybody's ass.

Hibernating your hoo-ha in the winter doesn't make the season any easier to endure. It makes it even longer.

Once again, I had my glasses kicked off my face yesterday. The hazards of waxing...

Making women beautiful, making women bald, making women feel better about themselves...it's the most rewarding job in the world.

Nowaxing is not like childbirth.  I've had 3 kids. That is real pain. Waxing is like a back rub in comparison.

A girl called yesterday for an appointment. She said she hadn't seen me in a really long time.  I asked her what she'd been up to? She said she was doing her own gardening.
~waxing metaphors rock~

I had a woman tell me that if she was a lady from the Victorian age, she would have fainted during her Brazilian.

Ladyparts have all the power.
~Brazilian words of wisdom~

A woman told me she needed IV sedation to help her through her wax. The best I could offer was my prescription grade Happy Hoo-Ha numbing cream.

Although #marknme has become popular for our 10 minute #Brazilians, we have been a busy and successful hair salon since the 1950's. Check out M.E.'s new, fun colors!

Check out the new #marknme ad in Rochester's Post magazine!

Someone asked me what I call the vagina. She said she calls it her lady.  I refer to it as a variety of things.  It just depends on the context. What about you?

A woman in her 80's asked me if I read 50 Shades? I admitted that I did.  She said she read the 1st and 3rd book and thought it was a very good love story. Yea, that's what I got out of it.

It may be cold out, but certain hair does not keep you warm.
~Brazilians for life~

A girl told me she had a hairy German ass.  I told her no Weiner schnitzel would want to get near her until I finished.

A client told me I was good at general conversation. I told her I was good at genital conversation.
~Brazilian Linguist~

#Brazilians make you #happy.

#Brazilians are #empowering.

#Brazilians breed #confidence.

If you vowed to lose weight for your New Year's Resolution, maybe you should start by waxing it all.  It's the fastest way to lose a few.

Leaving this wildlife today to get back to the Brazilian wildlife. And I'm ok with it.

I wonder how the nuns from my catechism classes would feel about this whole Brazilian thing?

Cunnilingus has to be one of the strangest words in the English language.

Let's keep it clean in twenty fifteen.
~Brazilian Words of Wisdom~

It's a New Year. How about a new look? A landing strip perhaps? You know, in case he needs helping figuring out where to land.
~Brazilian Suggestions~

The word happy is the most important part of the New Year phrase.