Yesterday a woman came in who obviously misplaced my phone number for a hot minute. When I pulled a very large mound of hair off of the front of her bikini line, she said it looked like a sweater.  I told her the sweater was last year's model.

May is a great time for a new look. It's funny, because I was told that I looked like a naughty schoolteacher with my new look.  I guess that is fitting since I do have a Masters Degree in Education and I most definitely can be naughty. Are you ready for a change?

Make May mound-free at the Mark & M.E. Salon! #waxingrocks

You've got to wake up every morning with a smile on your face, and show the world all the love in your heart.

~this wax chick's mantra~

I make women feel sexy. #brazilians #marknme

A girl was talking to her friend on the phone while I was waxing her. They were going on a trip later that afternoon. She told her friend she'd be ready to leave as soon as she finished getting "snatched."  The girl on the other end was anxious to go, but my client assured her it was really fast to get "snatched" by me.

Another first @marknme. A girl called me a geek yesterday, because I got excited when I saw all the big roots from her hair on the wax strip. I can't help it.  After all of these years, I still love this waxing thing!

A woman who has been getting waxed by me for 18 years said I was the only woman she would ever let trim her cootch.  It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

As an avid reader, I've noticed some delightful trends in modern romance novels. Most literature that I have been reading over the past year makes a reference to Brazilians and how being waxed is considered sexy and alluring. My mantra in print. Tis a beautiful thing!

If you haven't heard the story about Bill and his bleeding balls, you should check out my stand up at https://youtu.be/8TB921A8rCk.

Rain or shine, bald is better.

If you haven't been to Mark & M.E. in awhile, you need to stop by.  There are new faces and a new look happening. We have an incredibly talented staff who are passionate about their work.  We have also updated several of the rooms in the salon.  Heck, Mark even had the toilet moved!

In case you need a good laugh this morning, go to You Tube and check out 2 Dudes Get A Brazilian Wax.  It has over 25,000 views and was filmed at your favorite salon!

Two coworkers and a sister came in the room together for a wax. The one sister just sat in my rocking chair for moral support and to observe.  She screamed "Oh God" more than her sister that was getting it done for the first time.  Not only was I laughing during the entire service, so were my two regular clients who were waiting in the hallway.

High five, hug, or even the Heimlich...whatever you need after I wax your hoo-ha.

Don't ever be afraid to take your pants off in front of me.  I have seen tens of thousands of women naked from the waist down.  It's really no big deal.

There is nothing like a good rip!
~Things that get us wax people excited~

Hey friends, I need your help! Dr. Oz is looking for funny stories on Facebook about waxing. This could be the perfect opportunity to get my books out there.  Please go to his Facebook page and share something funny that transpired between me and you.  This could be the break I've been looking for.  And if it works and he contacts me, anyone who shares gets a FREE BRAZILIAN!

My new Adam & Eve inspired ads on Radio 95.1 are hysterical.  Please tune in and give me some feedback!

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow that bush down!

In case you were interested in how it went when I waxed the hairiest man in Rochester, tune in today at 10:30 am to Radio 95.1

Today's cootchy commentary is about consideration. Every day this week, we had client's not show for confirmed appointments.  Saturday, I personally had 5. I know our lives are busy and that emergencies come up, but a quick phone call, text or email would be kindly appreciated.  Mark & I pride ourselves on running a business that is friendly, accommodating and efficient, and it was a hard week to do all of the above. I hope the sunshine makes the beautiful people of Rochester happier and more considerate.

Sometimes I feel like I'm lost in the Perfect Storm.  Maybe I can be an honorary Naval Seal instead.

Sometimes I feel like an undercover operative on a secret mission to uncover the hidden treasures that hide themselves in well disguised areas. It can be challenging and difficult.  You know, I think I could have been a Green Beret.

I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha & The Happy Hen House, because I wanted to entertain people with stories about my crazy profession.  Every once in awhile, I am told that my books have provided some solace through difficult times.  I recently found out that a young woman going through a terrible ordeal with cervical cancer found my books very entertaining while she was going through treatment. It appears her husband also read them. It made me feel incredible to know that my books could bring a little joy and distraction through such a shitty time.  Thank you for sharing that with me.

Crotch confessions in the wax room make me feel relatively normal sometimes.

Not every client has an easy body to wax, but I am like the little engine who can make it through rough terrain and up that big, scary hill.

If you really want a happy hoo-ha, don't use scented soaps to clean it. Your hoo-ha and the skin around it will thank you.

Hope the Easter Bunny could find the prize on those of you who have a lot of Easter grass covering your treasured basket.

Here is the first stage of progress on the hairiest man in Rochester!

I know that it can be difficult to remain composed when your leg is in the air and I'm putting wax all over the area where babies come out.  Pressing your smelly sock firmly against the front of my face, however, is not going to make the process any easier on either of us.

Sassysnatch is back!

For those of you that haven't read The Happy Hen House, here you go!

Speaking of facials...a little organic coconut oil can do wonders if you're feeling a little dry down below. And you can always turn things into a Pina Colada Party like my illustration demonstrated in my 2nd book, The Happy Hen House. Just a friendly suggestion from your Happy Hoo-Ha Lady.