The 4th of July explosions are much more exciting when you get a Brazilian!

There's no place like home...of the Ten Minute Brazilian!

I don't mean to moan

But it's my last day in Rome

Then back to the States

Where hairy awaits

Vacation weeks go much faster than v-j-jay weeks.

#marknme work very hard so they can play even harder!

I'd like to say I miss your mounds but that'd be a lie. Malta is incredible!

I don't care what country you are from. Hair should not stick out of your bathing suit bottom ever.

Clients often have the flight or fight response during a wax. It is one thing to fight me, but the flight thing is a whole other ballgame. Face it, where would you run to without pants on?

I love waxing in Rochester, but there are so many possibilities out there. For instance, I could travel around the world and wax on cruise ships!

Summer is the perfect time to take your sexy to a whole new level. Don't underestimate the power of a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

If you have lots of hair
And want to be bare
Don't rub against a tree
Just call M.E.

While a woman was waiting for her appointment with me, she heard the yells and moans from the woman I was waxing.  She said it sounded like I was flogging her. I learned a lot from 50 Shades.

Don't let the rain get you down.  You still need to be bikini ready.

I'm naming my third book The Happy Trail, because I have created so many trails in my lifetime that have made countless people happy.

Smile, it's Sunday and there are a lot of women in our fair city enjoying their wax today!

Love my new phone cover! The Happy Hoo-Ha!

There is no such thing as T.M.I. in a wax room.

We just got a new shipment of The Happy Hen House. It's also available electronically on Amazon if you prefer to read it that way.  Either way, you'll want to read it before The Happy Trail comes out!

We've been having some hygiene issues at the salon lately. If you perform a normal bodily function that involves a non-liquid component, we would appreciate a quick shower before you come in for a wax.

Love my new business cards!thehappyhooha

A sniffling client apologized for her runny nose.  I told her it was better than a runny...

A couple months ago I waxed a woman for the first time who thought I was funny, so she decided to buy both of my books.  When she came in yesterday, she told me that she couldn't believe the "deodorant girl" story.  I told her that a lot of people were shocked by that story as well.  If you don't about the deodorant girl, check out The Happy Hen House on Amazon. You won't believe it either.

Don't be embarrassed
By your mound of hair
I get excited
When I make you bare

 I had a client tell me that before she got a Brazilian she was white water rafting down there.

Hair always seems to grow faster in warmer climates.  I was thinking about giving myself a Brazilian before I went home since I have a wax pot with me on vacation (of course I do!). And then I had to laugh, because I told a client one time that I wax myself and she asked me if I had a suicide wish.

I told one of my clients the pervert story while I waxed his back.  I told him that to make matters worse, the guy didn't even tip either of my staff members that worked on him that day. My client commented that the pervert stiffed them in more ways than one.

I hope the pervert from yesterday's post follows #marknme and sees how much he has pissed this city off.

It's the start of the month and I'd like to share with you something unfortunate that happened at Mark & M.E. A man came in for a Brazilian and acted inappropriate with my staff member. She maintained complete professionalism and finished the service as quickly as possible. When he received a buttocks wax, he proceeded to ejaculate on the table.  This behavior is completely unacceptable.  He will no longer be able to receive any services at our salon.  I am disgusted and angry and frustrated. I wasn't sure if I was going to share this or not, but I think it's important to remind people that even though we deal with men and women's genitalia, we will absolutely not tolerate this kind of behavior from anyone. Ever.