Since it is Halloween, I was wondering if we'll see any scared kitties at the Mark and M.E. Salon today?

Have you checked out my latest article in Rochester Woman Online? It's the story of how I went from being an elementary teacher to a Brazilian Wax Technician.

People think I'm funny, but it's my waxing clients who keep the humor going on a daily basis. Like when a woman announced she brought me snatchsquatch!

Mark and M.E. loves waxing men too!

Check out the sexy ad in this month's issue of Rochester Woman Online.

When a client sends me a message that says "my gorilla needs taming," who am I to not find a way to squeeze her in? I'm happy to report that this Brazilian Wax Queen tamed her gorilla quite easily.

A girl told me that the sensation of waxing her hair was like pulling out the roots of a tree trunk. She wasn't kidding.

Funniest string of sentences by a client yesterday during her first ever Brazilian Bikini Wax. "This is the worst pain in my life." A few minutes later..."That wasn't so bad." And once she got off the table. "So when can I come back?"

Probably the funniest thing said to me yesterday was when a client told me to call an exterminator. Thank Goodness, the Mark and M.E. Salon has been exterminating a very specific type of animal for over two decades!

Passion Takes Time (A Promise of Passion Book 4) is now available on Amazon in paperback and on kindle. Can't wait to hear what you think of the next book in A Promise of Passion series! Not only is M.E. the Queen of the Brazilian Wax, she is the author of an explicit romance series that is adding many naughty suggestions to her reader's imaginations.

We wanted to wish everyone a Happy Wednesday! It's a beautiful day to share some love. See your kitties at Mark and M.E. today!

The Mark and M.E. work week starts on Tuesdays and it is one of our favorite days of the week!

Advice from Mark and M.E. It is not uncommon for skin to be red after a wax. The amount of redness depends on your skin and hair type as well as your level of hydration and wellness. Don't let the initial redness frighten you. It usually subsides within a few hours.

As I was typing on my computer, I noticed that I still have bruises on my right arm from the client who wouldn't let go of me as I gave her a Brazilian on Friday. She said the wax didn't really hurt, but that didn't stop her from having a death grip on me. I recommended she bring a friend with her next time to hold her hand.

Yesterday a woman was undressing for her Brazilian when she told me she was taking me back to 1974. When she got on the table, I said 1974...1975...1976...

A young women with an adorable accent said she had a "hedgehog in her panties." That kind of description should scare us, but her voice was too cute for us to be frightened. In case you were wondering, the Brazilian Wax went smoothly and the hedgehog was properly removed.

Another exciting day for M.E. Passion Takes Time, the 4th book in her romance series, is available on Kindle!

Last night, as I was watching Days of Our Lives, one of the characters used the expression 'outside the box.' Any v-j-jay related reference always makes me laugh. Then I got thinking...when I wax a woman's bikini area, I always include the happy trail and any strays crawling down the leg. So that is when I realized that I like to wax 'outside of the box.'

Yesterday I ended my day with back to back women who were nine months pregnant. The one woman is going in this morning to be induced. It was very exciting to be a part of her pre-birth preparation. Don't risk shaving that area when you are ready to pop. It's dangerous to navigate an area that you can't see with a sharp razor.  Come see me. Even though it can be a little trickier to wax pregnant women, I have a ton of experience and absolutely love it!

Certain things are a given at Mark and M.E...like fogging up glasses during a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Time is running out for you to take advantage of our incredible microblading sale!

We have clients compliment us regularly for including Waxing Tips on our website. Even though we poke fun at our profession and laugh a lot through our services, we take our work very seriously. If you want to check out the tips, go to www.marknme.com, click on the services tab and then the waxing one. If you have any other questions, please let us know. We are always here for you!

Don't forget about the 20% off Pumpkin Peel Facial Special this month only! For skin as smooth as a baby's...

A woman came in for a Brazilian Bikini Wax last week and warned me she brought Furry Monster. She wasn't kidding!

It's a beautiful day to go bushwhacking through the Brazilian Rain Forest. See ya on Mt. Hope!

Good morning, my Rochester friends. I did hot yoga at 6am and am ready to rip! See you at
Mark and M.E. today for a really great time!

A girl asked a friend where she should go to get the best Brazilian Wax in Rochester. She told her to go to Mark and M.E. The girl thought she said Market Meat. She thought that was an odd name for a salon.  Would it be too naughty for me to say that we do make things more edible?

I appreciate the reviews! This was for 2nd Generation Passion that someone posted yesterday on Amazon. Another 5 stars. Woohoo!!!!!.0 out of 5 stars

The beginning was not expected but loved how this has played out

The beginning was not expected but loved how this has played out. M.E has did it again, leaving us on an emotional roller coaster ending in suspense. I can not wait for the next one to come out.

There is no age limit to getting a Brazilian Wax. Couples in their 70's are enjoying Mark and M.E.'s special type of grooming as much as the younger generation. 

Pregnant? Hairy? And you want the baby out??? Come to Mark and M.E. and get a third trimester Brazilian Bikini Wax. You'll feel cleaner when you deliver and the physical act of getting waxed can put you into labor!

M.E. of the Mark and M.E. Salon enjoys writing naughty romance novels. Here is a sneak peak of the cover of her fourth book coming to Amazon and Barnes & Noble sometime this month!

Mark and M.E. understands that summer is over and you may get lazy about your grooming rituals, but you need to remember how much it rains in Rochester this time of the year and there is nothing worse than wet hair. We believe that waxing is a year long commitment. 

When I removed the first strip off a lady who hadn't been in to see me in months, she looked at the strip covered in long, brown hair and she said it looked like 2 gerbils and a hamster.

A girl came in for a Brazilian Wax today and the first thing she did was apologize. She said that her hair was long enough to braid.

The definition of a Brazilian Bikini Wax at Mark and M.E. is a removal of all the pubic and rectal hair on a client. As a girl was undressing, she looked down at her legs and said she couldn't stand the ash when her skin is dry. I told her I didn't care about her ash, only her ass.

How do you know it's time to get a Brazilian with M.E.? When you tell your boyfriend that your hair is itchy and he recommends you condition it.

It is common for me to get hugged by at least one client every day after I've given him or her a Brazilian Bikini Wax. Lately, I've been getting hugs by first-timers. It can't be the traumatizing service that some people make it out to be if I'm getting hugs of appreciation on a regular basis. Have you tried Mark and M.E. lately?

Mark and M.E. likes to make you youthful from your top to your bottom. Don't forget to take advantage of our Pumpkin Peel Facial this month. 20% off this highly effective peel will make your skin younger and healthier.

As many of you know, M.E. is a writer. It shouldn't surprise you that she likes to write about her favorite body part - the Hoo-Ha. In the September edition of Rochester Woman Online, she wrote an article about one of Mark and M.E.'s more interesting services, the Pampered Peach Facial. Yes, it is a facial for your Hoo-Ha. https://issuu.com/kellybreuer/docs/rwo_sept17/122 Check it out!

I've spent a career in private rooms listening to the sordid details of my client's sex lives, which is one of the reasons I've written A Promise of Passion Series. A girl came into the salon looking for the 2nd book in the series entitled Passion Never Dies. When she realized I was the author, she told me she was mad at me. Like many readers, the first book made her cry. Even though the books are highly sexually charged, they are inundated with real life drama and angst. Thank you to everyone who has checked out the series!