FYI: Mark and Mary Elizabeth will not be working December 8th and 9th - their baby is graduating! They will also be off from December 23 until January 4th. Please schedule your appointments accordingly! And remember the famous Mark and M.E. motto: You can't have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha.

6 weeks from today Wax It All  ~a mark and m.e. salon~ will be opening at 3300 monroe ave.  we are so excited!

As most of you know, I keep a blog every day that I share on my Facebook pages. I didn't have anything clever to say until something happened at work while I was giving a client a Brazilian. In case you were wondering, there was nothing cute about the smelly foot that rested against the side of my face.

The waxing staff at Mark and M.E. is ready to duke it out with all those hairy, no-shave November bears that are ready to come out of hibernation.

Just came across this Mark and M.E. ad from over a decade ago! We have been offering Brazilians for a long time.  And yes, that is yours truly covered in mud. (that was totally Mark's idea)

Every once in a while Mark and M.E. likes to offer some advice about waxing: If you want to minimize your redness or irritation and make your wax less painful, HYDRATE. Your skin is mostly composed of water and will respond better if it isn't in a dehydrated state. And if it hurts less, then the chances of me getting kicked are also less. It's a win-win.

Mark and M.E. cannot wait for No-Shave November to be over. We definitely have our work cut out for us!

I need to set the record straight on the procedures of the Mark and M.E. Brazilian. You will be put in five positions during the service. The final position will require you to lie on your side and lift your leg and your cheek up. We ask everyone to assume this position. In the past, I didn't require you to lift your leg but I learned that it is easier to get all those pesky hairs with a little assistance. One of my former clients who has recently returned to the Rochester area thought I asked her to lift her leg because she had put on weight. It has nothing to do with your size. It has more to do with your vaginista getting old and needing a little help with your hoo-ha.

Loving the new ad in this month's Rochester Woman Online!  Mark and M.E. is taking Brazilians to Pittsford!!

This is what my most recent article looks like in Rochester Woman Online. Every time I look at the cover of The Happy Hoo-Ha, I smile.

https://issuu.com/kellybreuer/docs/rwo_20nov2017/204  This month I wrote an article in Rochester Woman Online entitled The Happy Hoo-Ha Holiday. Let me know what you think!

I can't believe it has been 3 years since I did my first standup routine. Have you seen me ramble on about Brazilians at the comedy club? https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=thehappyhoohalive

The confessions continue...How did one client know she was over due for her Brazilian at Mark and M.E.? She told me her hair got tangled inside of her during sexy time and she was forced to end things early because it was so painful.

Today would be a perfect day to pretend to be a Ranger in the Brazilian Rainforest. See you at Mark and M.E.

We're going to be getting it on and taking it off at Mark and M.E. today! Come join us!

I know it's not time for me to retire quite yet when I get home after a week off and I'm up bright and early ready to start my day.  There is something about doing Brazilians for a living that get me excited!

No Shave November doesn't exist at the Mark and M.E. Salon 'Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian' and M.E. is back in town and ready to get down and dirty in the big, bad bushes that can handle my enthusiastic removal of their unwanted hair.

When you do Brazilians for a living, you learn a lot of tricks about keeping that body part happy. There are certain instances when I recommend that women use coconut oil on their lady parts. It can be very soothing and very healing. One of my client's told me her husband started using it on his private area as well. He likes to refer to it as his cock and nut oil.

Last week I waxed a handful of women who hadn't been to Mark & M.E. since May. One of the ladies was reading a magazine when I called her into the room for her appointment. She burst out laughing when she saw me because this was the page she had just turned to. She showed me the pic and said she brought me a Fur Baby.

The atmosphere is very casual at Mark and M.E. Ladies come in the room, undress from the waist down and hop on the table for their Brazilian. As a lady was about to remove her undergarments, she looked at me and said sheepishly, "I'm glad you don't judge." Nope, I sure don't.

When I look at Facebook and see certain clients, I can't help but remember something about my last visit with them. Like the woman who hopped off the table after her Brazilian and said, "This is the best day ever!"

When I went to the store to get coffee this morning, I saw a man who had an American Flag on his shirt. It reminded me of the client last week who hadn't had a Brazilian in three months, and after I was finished, she exclaimed, "Sweet Freedom, you liberated my vagina!"

It's funny how nervous some women get and the things they worry about when they come in for a Brazilian. Like the woman who inserted a tampon before her appointment even though she didn't have her period because she was worried I'd get wax in the hole. Believe me, that's one place I stay away from.

We pick a different artist to listen to at Mark and M.E. every day. Having Pandora has been a lot of fun. The other day I put on Aretha Franklin. After an hour or so, I heard Mark whistling (he does that a lot) and I said "Hasn't the music been great today?" He asked who the artist was. I told him Urethra Franklin. Yep, too many Brazilians...

I love the analogies that women share when they come in for a Brazilian. Like the lady who told me she brought me Jumanji. I had to think twice about what she meant since I never saw the movie. Oh yea, jungle right?

The woman who referred to me as a vaginista said she also calls me her vaginologist. I think that's another great name for a Brazilian wax lady.  I could never be a gynecologist though; I prefer working outside the box.

Since I do Brazilians for a living, it's amusing to hear what clients refer to me as. One woman refers to me as her vaginista. Much more rewarding that the barista that gets you coffee at Starbucks, wouldn't you say?

On Halloween Day, a client came in and said she had something scary for me. No, she did not have a costume on. The perils of doing Brazilians for a living.

Time to share some very exciting news! Mark and M.E. is opening an 2nd location on Monroe Ave.  in Pittsford in January.   Wax It All ~a mark & m.e. salon~ is opening on the 2nd floor of the Lauer"s building across from Pittsford Plaza. We will focus on waxing but also offer facials, lashes and microblading. Excited to be sharing our unique waxing style to the men and women on the East Side of town!