All of us at the Mark and M.E. Salon want to thank you for a fabulous year! We are so excited about the addition of Wax It All, the 2nd Mark and M.E. location and continuing to provide the best service possible at the current location. 

Less than two hours before Mark and M.E. closes for the New Year Celebration. We will reopen on Wednesday January 3rd for another year of rip roaring fun!

When I woke up this morning, I was thinking about how crazy it was at Mark and M.E. last Friday. My 8:45 a.m. appointment came in, sat down, and started reading the helpful wax hint guide. When I took her upstairs and she hopped on the table, she said, "I f'd up." I asked her why. She said, "I got really high before I came in and your guide says I shouldn't do that." And she shouldn't have. She sweat like crazy and was not a happy camper during her Brazilian. This is just a friendly reminder that if you're going to get high, please wait until after the service.

The holidays are a time of celebrating, which often includes a lot more drinking. So if you plan on getting waxed before the New Year, please drink LOTS of water before your appointment. It will make the experience more comfortable and minimize your risk of irritation. Just another helpful hint from the gang at Mark and M.E.

Mark and M.E. reopens today at 10am so all of you can get your beautifying needs taken care of before the New Year! Remember, we offer full hair care, mani's and pedi's, facials, makeup, waxing, eyelash extensions and microblading!

Just a reminder that Mark and M.E. will be closed today, but we will be open the rest of the week to get everyone prepared for the New Year Celebration!

Mark and M.E. would like to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas. May your year be full of love, laughter and, of course, a Happy, Happy Hoo-Ha.

I had a girl ask me to remove her ugly sweater. She wasn't talking about a warm, knitted garment that you wear on your torso.
~Brazilian Humor Continues...

Mark and M.E. will be open today from 9-3 and then will be closed from the 24th - 26th. We will reopen on Wednesday the 27th. You can contact our staff via email at marknmesalon@gmail.com or give them a call at 585-473-7360. It has been a lot of fun getting the beautiful people in our city ready to celebrate the season in style!

Attention ladies: If you put a bow on your Brazilian, I bet you will make Santa a very happy man and you will be rewarded in the best way ever! Happy holidays from the happy hoo-ha gang at Mark and M.E.!

Jody asked a client what she thought of our fun 80's music yesterday. The girl said it went perfect with the 80's bushes we were working on. There is so much fun that revolves around getting a Brazilian at Mark and M.E. We hope you all muster the courage to try us out this holiday season and see what a good time can be had by all!

A woman who normally gets waxed every four weeks with me went an extra three weeks this time. She was pretty hairy. Apparently her boyfriend also neglected his normal grooming. When they were fooling around, she told him she was concerned they'd start a bush fire. He corrected her and said "it's called a brush fire." No, I think she was more accurate.

Four more business days...four more sleeps....and Mark and M.E. are done until January 5th. Don't procrastinate.  Hairless hoo-ha's....happy holidays....one in the same!

We like to listen to old school music at Mark and M.E. and it is not uncommon for our clients to hear Mark whistling or Jody and M.E. singing. Our salon is fun because we love what we do and we have a lot of fun doing it. So when the Dazz Band starts singing Whip It Baby, Whip It All Night, don't be surprised if you hear us singing Rip It Baby, Rip It All Night!

When a client asks for a Christmas Cootchie Cleanup, I am more than willing to offer my assistance. There is nothing like a fresh Brazilian to properly celebrate any and all holidays!

This is what my latest article looks like in this month's edition of Rochester Woman Online. You know I'm all about Passion!

Good morning friends! Today is the last Saturday Mark and Mary Elizabeth will be working in 2017.We had a few last minute cancellations yesterday and will be working a long day. If you need to see us, please send out an email (marknmesalon@gmail.com) or give us a call after 7:30am  at 585-473-7360. Remember, you can't have a happy holiday with a hairy hoo-ha!

Love the ad for the Mark and M.E. new salon in this month's issue of Rochester Woman Online. Wax It All is going to shake things up on Monroe Ave!

There are only 6 business days before Christmas Eve and the day Mark and Mary Elizabeth stop working for the remainder of 2017. Please don't wait until the last minute to call, because we would hate for you to celebrate the holidays feeling improperly groomed. (that was a nice way of putting it, wasn't it?)  585-473-7360

I am known for singing to the music that is playing in the background while I do a Brazilian. It is part of the fun and casual atmosphere at Mark and M.E.  The other day I was waxing a woman when I noticed she had some hair on her buttocks. The song Jungle Boogie came on by Kool And The Gang as I was working on that area. Without a 2nd thought, I started singing Jungle Booty as I waxed her cheeks. We both started laughing hysterically because it was the perfect song to finish off her wax!

Went to Wax It All at 6:30 this morning to drop off some supplies and was so excited to find a sign on the door!

Give a gift that keeps on giving to your loved one this holiday season. It may be hard to wrap, but you could always put a bow on it. It may be slippery when wet, but that is half the fun. You might think it'll make you feel colder in our upstate New York climate, but not when that loved one can't keep his paws off of you. It'll make everyone hot and very, very happy. 
Mark and M.E. 
Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian

Sharing our love of waxing by opening a second location on January 10th!!!

If you want Santa to leave something special under your tree, don't wait until the last minute to call us. Mark and M.E. ~Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian~  is a busy place this time of year and you don't want your gifts to get tangled in the tinsel!  585-473-7360

We want you to feel sexy from head to toe so give the gift of #beauty this #holiday with a gift certificate from Mark and M.E. #marknme #waxitall #pedicures #facials #waxing #hair #lashes #microblading

If it's on the building, then I guess it's really happening! #waxitall a #marknme salon in #pittsford

Just a head's up...there are only 9 business days left to get ripped by M.E. before the holiday. After that, she and her family are playing hooky until 2018. You can message her at marknmesalon@gmail.com, call her at 585-473-7360 or give her a shout out on the marknme Facebook page. Thank you for another great year!

I really wanted to name the new salon The Happy Hoo-Ha Waxing Station. I wonder what #pittsford dad would have thought of that one? #waxitall #marknme

Can you believe there is only 18 days until Christmas?  If you want me to leave the shape of a Christmas Tree on your body when you come in for your holiday Brazilian, it would be my pleasure. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and someone will put something special under your tree.

5 weeks from today!  #waxitall #marknme #pittsford  So excited!!

I posted something on my Mark and M.E. twitter page about the second location in Pittsford. I hash tagged the location so people will know where we are opening. A man commented that he was surprised to see Pittsford associated with Wax It All. I responded with a message that I was "keeping it real and sharing the love." Do you think the East Side can handle M.E.?

Mark and M.E. wants to make beauty affordable during this holiday season. This week only, take 25% off a manicure, pedicure or facial with any waxing service. Just mention this promotion to enjoy this discount!

I LOVE waxing so much that I can't wait to share the sexy feeling that only a kick-ass Brazilian Bikini Wax can give you to more people in our wonderful city! #marknme #waxitall #pittsford #january

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I love when I hear stories about how client's feel after their first Brazilian with me. Today, a woman told me that her sister-in-law sent her a text after she left Mark and M.E. to tell her that she felt like a naked mole rat.

It's no surprise that I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha Trilogy - a non-fiction trilogy about my crazy life as a Brazilian Wax Technician, because I can't explain how much I laugh in one day. It's the best profession in the world!