When I told someone my twitter account name was Sassysnatch, he asked me if it was twitter or clitter. Thought that was a good one!

I was rubbing tea tree oil on a woman's underarms after I waxed her and was blown away by how smooth her skin was. We laughed because it was impossible not to "pet her pits." Once I finished, I proceeded to give her a Brazilian. She told me I better not "pet her puss."

A woman walked into the wax room as a slow R&B song started. That's when she asked me, "Sexy music...candles....what are you trying to do? Seduce me to get my pants off?" Not exactly, although it would have been difficult to give her a Brazilian with her pants on.

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I waxed a woman today who said I did an excellent job doing her wedding makeup 10 years ago. A lot has changed in my career since then. Now the only way I show my creativity is by the shapes I leave on the bikini line.

This is a fun advertisement that you can find in Rochester Woman Online. Yes, we have dedicated our lives to making women have happy hoo-ha's!

What a great advertisement for Mark & M.E. Home of the Ten Minute Brazilian!

Mark & Mary Elizabeth leave at 11am Friday morning for our big birthday celebration weekend. You basically have today and tomorrow to get your parts in order. Mark will be at Mark & M.E. 585-473-7360 and and M.E. will be at Wax It All 585-348-9355 Hurry and call before we get completely booked!

When a client walks in the room and tells me she was trying to find a barrette that would hold down her overgrown bikini hair, I was seeing stars!

I've spent a career trying to make hoo-ha's happy, but sometimes women need more than a Brazilian Wax and a great sex life to be happy with that part of their body. That is why I wrote an interesting article about labiaplasty in this month's issue of Rochester Woman Online. It may be hard for some of you to imagine having surgery "down there" but you'd be surprised how common it is.

Don't forget to check your nooks and crannies for random long strands of wandering weave. It can be a bit disconcerting for this busy Brazilian Wax Tech to find amongst the folds.

Twas a theatrical week at Wax It All Salon. Some clients have a tough time getting waxed and I was fortunate enough to be able to catch a girl as she was falling off my table. Luckily she wasn't very heavy. Unlike this picture, however, she didn't have pants on. The trials and tribulations of a Brazilian Wax Technician...

I covered the front of a client's bikini line with wax and she proceeded to put her hands in it. Another reason you shouldn't drink before a Brazilian.

Even if you don't have a Valentine, it's important to love yourself...and hair can get in the way...(just saying)...Brazilians are for you first. If someone else enjoys it, that's a bonus. See ya at one of the Mark & M.E. locations today!

Valentine's Day is less than 48 hours away and if you wait until Wednesday to get waxed, your hoo-ha may be too sensitive to enjoy. Do yourself a favor and come see us tomorrow. There are still a few spots available at both Mark & M.E. locations. Just shout out an email today so we can work something out! marknmesalon@gmail.com

A woman warned me that she brought a bear to my Brazilian table. I told her most people like Build A Bear. I told her I prefer Kill A Bear. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to hurt an animal,  just remove its fur.

I told a client that I was going to get rid of her hairy hiney and make her look like a bald baboon. Her response, "But I don't have big pink balls!" I never expected her to take my comment literally.

Started out my day by giving a woman who was in pre-labor a Brazilian.  It was very exciting. Sadly, her water didn't break on my table but at least she is ready to deliver.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not wait until the last minute to call for a wax. I only have two arms and it'd be a shame for them to fall off. Thank goodness I have a very talented support staff with healthy arms to help!

I just got a review for 2nd Generation Passion, which is the 3rd book in A Promise of Passion Series. I loved this book. It is sexy and thought provoking. If you're a reader,  I hope you'll give my novels a chance.
"Amazing beyond words...great story of young love and coming of age and taking on responsibility of becoming a parent .. great read! I would recommend to any young person struggling with decision of becoming a parent and finishing school when there is an unplanned pregnancy or unwanted advancement..."

A man asked his wife if I retired. That was his subtle way of suggesting she was past due for a Brazilian.

Love when my client screamed "Jesus take the wheel and drive fast!" Thank Goodness she comes to the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian!

FRIDAY FEELING GOOD FRENZY AT WAX IT ALL!! The first 5 people who call Wax It All and schedule a spray tan for today will get it for 50% off!  We open at 10, so get your phone ready to call 585-348-YELL!

A woman messaged me and said she hadn't seen me in four months and when she tried to trim her kitty, it didn't go well. It wasn't easy for me either, but I did it! I gave that cat the Brazilian of a lifetime!