This is an actual client who brought her own face mask in to wear while she got a Brazilian. She believes removing the sense of sight makes the wax more tolerable. As you can tell, she handled the appointment like a champ!

Some people complain that they get HANGRY when they need to eat. I had a woman tell me she got VANGRY when she is overdue for a Brazilian. Are you feeling vangry too?

Thank you to all the men and women who entrusted me with their most intimate parts the past two days. I love being an important part of your vacation preparations! And, unlike these guys, I didn't need goggles.

While I was waxing a new client, she reached out to grab my arm with every rip. I kept asking her to stop grabbing me since I need both arms to wax effectively, but she couldn't seem to help herself. I even gave her permission to grab my waist or ass. She only wanted my arm. Finally, I ordered her to hang onto her boobs. And she did.

Tomorrow is my last day at Wax It All until April 11th and I couldn't resist this cartoon to use as a reminder. I never thought of Tuesday as Foreplay Day, but I will from now on!

Tomorrow is my last Tuesday working at Mark & M.E. on Mt. Hope for 2 weeks. If you still need help with your sexy spring cleaning, please message me today!

Since two people sent this to me today, I had to share. Yes, I think Medusa needs a Brazilian!

The best part of waxing a new client today was when she yelled, "OMG, she's going in there!" Yes, I go in there.

Wax It All has a Groupon for spray tanning. Hoping a tan will make my abs look like this!

Want to become a virgin again? Check out my article in this month's issue of Rochester Woman Online. There's a new surgical procedure that is available to all women that may surprise you!

The month is almost over! Call to secure a spot before the microblading deal ends!!

We could always write something naughtier on your skin if you want! Check out our customized spray tan at Wax It All ~a mark & m.e. salon~ 3300 Monroe Ave Suite 201  585-348-9355

Mark & M.E. go out of town next Thursday until April 10th. PLEASE don't wait until the last minute to try to get an appointment. We are already slammed next week and are running out of time to get you in. Give us a call or send an email and schedule a time to get all your parts beautified in the next three days. Thank you!

I was waxing a woman who hadn't been in since July. During that time, she let her bikini hair grow and grow. As I was waxing her, a Diana Ross song came on. It couldn't have been any more appropriate.

After I finished waxing a new client, she hung out in the waiting area for her friend. When I walked by her, she was laughing. She told me she just sent an emoji of a taco on fire to her boyfriend.

A mother and daughter drive over an hour every five weeks to get Brazilians with me. Afterwards, they often go for breakfast and out shopping. They bond over Brazilians, which is music to my ears!

As quickly as a woman hopped on my table to get a Brazilian is as fast as she jumped back off. She retreated to the corner of the room acting embarrassed because she was about to pass gas. Believe me, in my profession, that is something that I'm used to.

Satisfaction: When you remove a 2 inch ingrown hair from a woman's bikini line that has been taunting me for months.

In order for me to do a good job during a Brazilian, I need the use of BOTH arms. When a new client begged to hold my arm, I had to direct her to a different body part. She held onto my waist instead.

Once again, my clients are the funny one's. A woman, who hasn't seen me since before Thanksgiving,  came in for a wax. She did nothing in between and had an insurmountable amount of hair. When she told her husband she made an appointment with me, he couldn't keep his hands (and other parts) off of her. She asked him if he wanted one more round with the dead cat before she got her Brazilian.

A woman, who doesn't follow me on social media and never saw my Rapunzel post, told me she was so hairy that she felt like she was in Tangled. Since I never saw the movie, I didn't realize it was based on Rapunzel. When I searched for pics on the internet, I cracked up when I saw this pic.

When the client asked me if "it would still work?" I reminded him that I was removing his hair, not his manhood.

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I've been waxing for over two decades, and I've never had a man ask me "will it still work?" as I was giving him a Brazilian.

When English is not a client's first language, it can be amusing what comments she may make during her wax. Like the girl who commented "This is how a chicken must feel before it goes in the fryer!"

A lady told me I needed my gardening shears before I gave her a Brazilian. Ok, I'm ready!

Yesterday a client told me that she didn't understand women who never do anything to their pubic hair, because she is convinced her hair would grow down to her feet if she didn't do something with it. I couldn't resist sharing that story or this pic!

When I looked up Brazilian Wax in the urban dictionary, I was very disappointed by the definition. It said
"An extremely painful way to completely remove a person's (mostly women's)pubic hair" 

Whoever wrote that needs to try the Mark and M.E. technique of getting it done in ten minutes or less and they will realize it isn't as bad as they make it out to seem. 

M.E. is playing hooky from the hoo-ha today. But no worries, both locations are fully staffed and I'll be back to work tomorrow!

 I try to make getting a Brazilian a fun experience, and sometimes I forget to give you helpful hints that could make your hoo-ha the happiest it can be. Here are some rules to make not only the experience more comfortable, but the skin healthier throughout the month in between waxes.
-Be hydrated, sober & clean.
-Give us at least 2 weeks growth and don't trim.
-Don't use moisturizing soaps - they clog pores.
-Don't moisturize the area.
-Use washcloths, not Loofahs - Loofahs tend to be bacteria ridden and overstimulate pores.
-Most importantly, enjoy our hard work to the best of your ability!

I was waxing a young, slender woman who was stiff as a board and fairly resistant. When I lifted her leg in our one legged happy baby position, I could barely access her parts because she was so inflexible and rigid. We referred to her body as a crooked erection, which was an appropriate description. You can only imagine how that conversation progressed.

I asked a new client to take off her pants and undies so I could give her a Brazilian. She put her hands on her hips and said, "I usually get dinner first!"

2 friends came to Wax It All for a Brazilian. They were in the room together during the service, which is very common at both our locations. After I finished the first girl, she held the hand of her friend. Half-way through the service, she whined that she was experiencing PTSD just by watching her friend go through what she had just done.

There are so many funny stories from yesterday, I don't know where to start. Like the girl who thought covering her eyes with a sleep mask during her Brazilian would make it easier. I'm not sure how that would help, but I'm game to try.