I may seem a little crazy and sometimes a little crude, but I have spent my career cleaning up the cootchies in this city and loving every minute. Brazilians rule and the big bad 70's bush drools!!!

Yesterday Marvin Gaye was signing "Get It On" as I was giving a woman a Brazilian. When he sang "stop beatin' 'round the bush" I looked at the client and said, "Don't worry, I'm not beatin' it, I'm getting rid of it!"

Many people assume only young women get Brazilians. That is so not the case. We wax clients of all ages. Believe it or not, two of the newest clients at Wax It All are men in their 70's. It is so exciting how many men and women are enjoying the benefits of a great Brazilian Bikini Wax!

When I wax between the cheeks, I often ask the client to "spread it like you mean it," because it's a difficult area to access and I like to be as thorough as possible. I had a woman tell me that she heard I told a gay man to "spread it like you want it." That is something I would never say. However, with all the spreading that happens in my job, I'm assuming everybody wants it somewhere!

April showers bring May flowers is such an uplifting saying. In the Brazilian world, however, it may mean something else. Even though it's not the month of May yet, one of my clients told me that April Showers brought her a big, May bush. She wasn't kidding!

A new client wanted to know more about what Mark and I do at the Mark & M.E. Salon. I told her that he was a hairdresser and I was a hairless dresser. Clever, huh?

Brazilian Waxing makes spring-time that much sunnier!

A woman skipped a month between Brazilians and was very nervous about getting it done. She chanted "I can do anything for 10 minutes" throughout the entire session. It was an interesting mantra, but it worked!

Client "I'm going to treat myself to a breakfast sandwich after you're done with my Brazilian."
M.E. "So is he."

A woman told me it had been so long since she had a Brazilian that she brought me Notorious B, and she didn't mean the rapper.

Ever profession has risks.  Since I do Brazilians for a living, mine can be very interesting.

I know the weather is poopy and the last thing you're thinking about is getting a Brazilian Wax, but since you're cooped up inside, isn't it the perfect time to add a little more sexy time into your routine? If you take my suggestion, then it is more important than ever to keep yourself groomed and ready to go! See you this week at Mark & M.E. and Wax It All.

I walked into a restaurant last night and the hostess told me that my book "2nd Generation Passion" made her cry. My romance series is erotic but also full of drama. She said she had to start the 4th book in the series immediately because the cliffhanger ending upset her so much. Her reaction made my night. Have you checked out A Promise of Passion series yet?

A man called the salon and asked for a Wax Job. It sounded shady for a man to ask for a Brazilian in that manner. Happy to say, it was a legitimate call.

Since we opened our second location, which is all brand new, I've been motivated to do some updating at Mark & M.E. as well.  I have bought some new furniture, paintings and carpets. Yesterday, a client stepped on my new rug and said, "Are you suggesting something with this cushy carpet?"

Now that I have access to the internet, I can continue blogging. Before I left, I was waxing a girl who told me to be careful around her BH. I commented that it was cute she referred to her backside as her behind. She started laughing hysterically. BH, according to her, is her butt hole.